"deports" poems
She was a charlatan
An imposter
Her acting was exposed
Splattered on a roster
Clemency
They would pass no mercy
Life, bitter like a pickle
Sweet like a hershey
Culpable
Who is to blame
Such a thin line between crazy and sane
The culprit was caught in a swamp of guilt
The one thing the murderer could not ****
Exonerate my name
It's such a shame
They love to point fingers
Yet everyone did the same
You won't give me what I need
I'll extort
Donald trump deports
When will we even the score
The felony had been erased
Or so she thought
So long ago she had been caught
Opened up to one whom she thought she could talk
It was all a tale
Snakes once walked
She is incorrigible
Stuck in a lie
Denial was the gleam in her eye
To be defiled would be to lose her shine
She stole in pilfers
A ruse from her dealer
Anger flashed inside
She would make sure his death was worth every dime she never had,
At the ****** mess she made, she chimed
Then dined, drinking red wine
Reprobate
Reprimand
They just demanded obedience
But she doesn't answer to man
Apr 11, 2017
Apr 11, 2017 at 10:18 PM UTC
//
See
This Adam was a good white man
His wife was this flakey ex - hippie chick
Always walking around naked in the garden
( she DID have great ***** )
//
I know
When people think about her they don't think much about
Her great blobs
But think more about her ****** ( you know --- *** and all that )
I mean
Can you EVEN REALLY imagine
******* the VERY ONLY woman in the world !
**** man
I'm practically having an ****** thinking about it !
//
But I digress
//
Now as it went down was thuswise:
ALI BIN JIHADIST .... ( the snake ! )
Sees EVE and thinks to radical her away from
The JEW GOD
She got created from
Into the
MUSLIM GOD
he got created from
//
( bah ! ... Politics )
and she eats some apple
( sybolism ! )
signifying she ****** him and he entered her mind
..
So the JEW GOD deports them
but he naively trusts their moral nature
And they leave Eden and go blow up the WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWERS
as an assault upon the JEW GOD incarnate
( George Bush )
What a **** up !!
//
But the JEW GOD is
Too big to fail
So we let him go but we now
Call ourselves CHRISTIANS
To mock him for his failures
::
Well
Yep
That's the new story
Sep 14, 2015
Sep 14, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC
THE TALK OF THE TUDOR WORLD
It is the talk of
the Tudor World.
But - the Hello Magazine
Time Machine
has managed to gatecrash
the "Princelye Pleasures
of the Queens
Majesty
and her Sommery
Progress."
It is the July
of 1575.
Trump wanted to go
but we said: "NO!"
He's messed up our Future
don't want him to mess up this Past.
Took a hairy Irish
poet instead.
So here we be
at Killing Worth Castle
Warwick Sheer, where
"All loves meet...
...to create one soul!"
as Mr. Decker has it.
Leicester and Eliza
dance the Volta
with lewd look
in eye.
The paparazzi
wet themselves!
The Queen deports
her self "in full sight!"
The famous fountain
spurting with "such vehemency!"
as to "moysten"
we time travellers
"...from top to toe!"
Already our passions
enflamed by carved erotica.
Such "rich and hard
white Marbl."
Oh that naughty Ovid
and his wicked tales.
The great fireworks
reflected in Eliza's eye.
Her Majesty skips
and dances high.
Leicester's hand
beneath her bust
takes her and turns her
with the lifting ******
of his mighty thigh
against the Virgin's Royal backside.
Well...we never!
"Oh!" and ". . .ooooh!"
the Queen cries.
Sweet sweat trickles
through her make-up.
Three weeks of wooing
a Queen's hand
although it is rumoured he has
had much more than that!
The wondrous artificial lake
mirrors the falling sky.
Scotland and Ireland
are in uproar.
Eliza's "pirates"
attacking Spanish silver convoys.
Her procrastinating over Mary's fate
her famous "answerless answers."
Screams from the Tower.
Another turn of the rack.
Time to be gone
methinks!
Set the controls
for 2001.
Mar 10, 2018
Mar 10, 2018 at 5:01 PM UTC