The mind of the insane is really not that difficult to understand
It's rather simple
You see, when you eat the blue macaroni while
singing "Modern Major General", you must
remember to Stop. Hammer time. If not,
the rhesus monkey will shoot lemon rays
at your hampster with dead lifeless eyes.
Those terrible eyes
If that happens, then your only recourse
is to do the Darkwing Duck and hope
that you don't eat pancakes before
noon. Also, don't forget the most
important thing of all:
Banana.
Like I said.
Simple.
Now go eat a muffin.
It makes you fly.
Felt like being absurdist this morning
