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"assumptious" poems
"What are you up to?" his simple text said "Just eating cereal and laying in bed." "What if I was with you." He responded with ease, "I guess I'd get more cereal if i please" and that's when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes us all mad. My mind filled with dread,with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone then read "Haha,then what ;)" "And then what?!" Shocked by his assumptious pleas, "Leave me alone, I'm begging you please" And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, he muttered those three dreaded words. Yes, I kid you not. That little ***** I opened his message that read "pic 4 pic?" The I retorted: "No do not send your unsolicited 'pics', I can surely see past your little tricks." And that's when things took an alarming switch The boy with the wounded ego replied, "You're just an ungrateful ***** The very next morning, the boy put on his fedora and let out with a sign, "Why does no one like me? I am such a nice guy"
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Aug 21, 2015
Aug 21, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC
*******
“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)” "And then what?!" Shocked by his assumptious pleas, "Leave me alone, I'm begging you please." And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, He muttered those three dreaded words. Yes, I kid you not. That little ***** I opened his next message that read "Pic 4 a Pic?" I then retorted; "No, don't send your unsolicited 'pics', I surely can see past your little tricks." And that's when things took an alarming switch. The boy with a wounded ego replied, "You're just an ungrateful ***** The very next morning, the boy put on his fedora and let out with a sigh, "Why does no one like me? I'm such a nice guy."
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May 11, 2016
May 11, 2016 at 5:27 PM UTC
Such A Nice Guy
Hi. I'm human. I make a lot of mistakes. I'm hard-headed. Assumptious. Emotional. Human. I say things I don't mean, And I mean things that I don't say. I'm very curious., yet I fear the unknown. I display all of my vices and conceal all of my virtues. I get in my own way. I'm human. I am very unique, yet completely ordinary. I lose interest in things quickly, Yet stick with others 'til the end. I'm loyal, yet promiscuous. I want it all, but I'm happy where I am. I'm quick to love amd slow to hate. Well... Most of the time. I am shoot first and ask questions later. Well... sometimes. I believe that there is a being greater than I. And, no, I don't mean Beyonce. I believe that science s a way to explain religion. I believe in magic. I'm Human. I'm a bit sociopathic,,, A bit crazed... A bit depressed... ...but still lovable. I'm very lonely, but prideful and independent. I'm desperate for love and need a good hug. I'm human. I'm stressed about the small things and Lax about the big. I set goals I never work towards, And pass up opportunities that were thrown at me. I stand up for what I believe- Even if it's just in my imagination. I want to fit in. I want to stand out. I'm a walking contradiction. I'm human. I have been stripped of my innocence and ****** into the real world. I am given questions that I cannot answer. I am given choices that aren't mine to decide. I work through the hard times, And pray for rain. I have little faith in myself, though I would support my kin to the end. I detest the atrocities of life, And then add to their fuel. But, I'm human. I submerge myself in material things so that I don't have to face the terror that is our Earth. Not the Earth of nature, But the Earth of OUR creation. I do stupid things, and ignorantly stand by them. I do smart things, and stupidly apologize for them. I have attitude- PLENTY of it- But maybe not the right type. I'm human. I defy the laws I have created. I live to die. Sunrise to Sunset. I am NOT infinite.,, ,,, ,,, ,, ,And that scares me. Because i'm human, I am not limitless. I push my own boundaries, And orance on the border of sanity. And I Love It. I'm human. So my lies come easy but my truths are hard. I'm scared of the dark, Since it screams the truth. I embrace thelight and oush the unwanted into it's shadows. I want life to be eventful, but I don't ever wanna lesve my bed. I laugh. I cry. And panic. And rejoice. Bacause I am human. 100% Homo-sapien. And this. Is. Me,
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Sep 6, 2014
Sep 6, 2014 at 12:07 PM UTC
Hi, I'm Human.
Hi. I'm human. I make a lot of mistakes. I'm hard-headed. Assumptious. Emotional. Human. I say things I don't mean, And I mean things that I don't say. I'm very curious., yet I fear the unknown. I display all of my vices and conceal all of my virtues. I get in my own way. I'm human. I am very unique, yet completely ordinary. I lose interest in things quickly, Yet stick with others 'til the end. I'm loyal, yet promiscuous. I want it all, but I'm happy where I am. I'm quick to love amd slow to hate. Well... Most of the time. I am shoot first and ask questions later. Well... sometimes. I believe that there is a being greater than I. And, no, I don't mean Beyonce. I believe that science s a way to explain religion. I believe in magic. I'm Human. I'm a bit sociopathic,,, A bit crazed... A bit depressed... ...but still lovable. I'm very lonely, but prideful and independent. I'm desperate for love and need a good hug. I'm human. I'm stressed about the small things and Lax about the big. I set goals I never work towards, And pass up opportunities that were thrown at me. I stand up for what I believe- Even if it's just in my imagination. I want to fit in. I want to stand out. I'm a walking contradiction. I'm human. I have been stripped of my innocence and ****** into the real world. I am given questions that I cannot answer. I am given choices that aren't mine to decide. I work through the hard times, And pray for rain. I have little faith in myself, though I would support my kin to the end. I detest the atrocities of life, And then add to their fuel. But, I'm human. I submerge myself in material things so that I don't have to face the terror that is our Earth. Not the Earth of nature, But the Earth of OUR creation. I do stupid things, and ignorantly stand by them. I do smart things, and stupidly apologize for them. I have attitude- PLENTY of it- But maybe not the right type. I'm human. I defy the laws I have created. I live to die. Sunrise to Sunset. I am NOT infinite.,, ,,, ,,, ,, ,And that scares me. Because i'm human, I am not limitless. I push my own boundaries, And orance on the border of sanity. And I Love It. I'm human. So my lies come easy but my truths are hard. I'm scared of the dark, Since it screams the truth. I embrace thelight and oush the unwanted into it's shadows. I want life to be eventful, but I don't ever wanna lesve my bed. I laugh. I cry. And panic. And rejoice. Bacause I am human. 100% Homo-sapien. And this. Is. Me,
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