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Mustafa Maho Feb 2019
Why would a sailor do a thing
To cause his ship come to sink

Such shrink of fortune would spring
By a neat empty act of hard fling

Done by a dull *** carefree
Full and tied to an old tree

Halt and behold this story
Wiser than the sailor's history

Once in a land there was an ***
Happy and singing in the grass

A long robe tied to an old tree
Had made him feel assly free

Praising his owner loudly proud
Sang melodies to the village's crowd

Shouting, champing, darkly brown
Donkey king of golden crown

Keeping his voice village's round
Bothered people till they frowned

Once when farmer working around
Feeding fishes, deeply drowned

Scared donkey out of fear
Louder'd his voice wet in tear

Having no choice but to fight
Hunger and thirst day and night

Village's people passing by
Didn't get poor ***' cry

Faster'd their feet to walk away
Not knowing bout his null tray

The poor donkey had passed away
Out of thirst and lack of hay.
“******* and ***-folk! Assemble! Attend!
Ascend! ***-ly ones! Angelic assets of ***!
Assimilate *** army! Advance on Almighty *** -
Affectionate ***-kisses of admirative adoration!”

An adorable assortment of *** assembled, as announcer assailed.
And all ***** attended attentively.

“Accept Almighty ***!”
“Always Almighty ***!”
“***-kiss Almighty ***!”
All ***** answered autonomously.

Against the accretion of *** accrued, announcer again accosted:

“Alacritous ***** a-frolic in ***-land. Always,
aspirating ***-air of Almighty ***. Absorbing the abstraction of Absolute-***, in attainment of Alpha-***.”

“Accept ***-lore!
1. All ***** are alike!
2. Accept not alternative *****
3. Assassinate not another ***
4. Avoid ***-ly avarice
5. Avoid ***-ly adulteration
6. Always is Almighty ***
7. Almighty *** is Always
8. Abuse not another ***
9. Abstain Anti-*** associations
10. ***-kiss Almighty ***.“

Abruptly, an anonymous *** amid the audience ambushed the address:
“Absent ***-kissers All!”
“Accepting this annoying ***-wind!”

All ***** abated in agitation…

Anon, the ***-land ambassador, affected by **** anguish, assaulted:

“Un-Assly Alien! Ally of the Anti-***!”
“Alas, an *** is an ***. Apprehend the apostate!”

All ***** attacked, amok, and aggressively abolished and annihilated the assailant!

Afterwards, ***** applauded and acclaimed:

“Almighty ***! ***-Lord of ***-land!
Always art in ***. Assist an ***,
in attainment of assly-ness.
To acquire allusionment in ***.
To attain ***-ly Ascension,
As assuredly as *** is ***;
Ashes to ashes, and *** to ***.”

— The End —