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Mateuš Conrad Sep 2018
. like some pop canadian psychiatrist might, lecturing males about *******, unlike some lars von trier... let's just say that i can understand of jerking off having been mutilated, oh, sorry, circumcised, having an improved impetus for the opposite partner... sure... love the lecture... a male's missing ******* is compensated by a couch with extra pillows of a woman's ******... i get it... one problem... one thing lecturing males on the dreaded degeneracy of *******... could this famous canadian psychiatrist, cool off, and lecture females about their exhibitionism? no? not real? ****... i took the alternative route jerking off... took to fine art nudes, and selfies women take of their cleavage... i might be a sore jerking off loser... but she's the ******* exhibitionist.

ever walked down a desolate road,
with only cars whizzing past.
and no pedestrians?

ever walk and stop,
under a street lamp,
exasperated by the stealth of rainfall,
slow...
   airy, almost floating,
like a myopic cloud covering
your eyes?

ever walk into an alley beside
a baptist church...
ease up, take a ****...
and then drench your hair in
rain (water)?

ever glide over the sheen of
concrete covered in
wetness that soil would
otherwise, hide, and ingest?

the temperature is still there,
can't get sparkles,
guess i have to settle
for squid liquid glee of
the cement...
give it three months...
the paparazzi will glitter
the mundane cement gore...

and then walking down
a road, downhill...

             /
            \
             /
            \
            /
           \

i might have been drunk...
but i was going / left to right,
nd \ right to left,
spectating the rainfall
under each street-lamp...

  **** me... what a beauty show...
like watching someone
spin candy floss!
  
i squinted my eye...
   un-squinted it...
    mezmo...

              better than an l.s.d. trip...
   auburn come autumn air...
a slight fragrance of decay...
        french puff pastry...

slow rain,
like a postcard enclosed in
an envelope...
    like carbonated water...
a gesticulation of imitating
fizzy, in terms of air...

     pure... magic...
so i did what no other drunk does,
walked down the street,
a ******* zig zag parade:
  
             /
            \
             /
            \
            /
           \

  or Z... x6...
            the linear aspect implying:
i paused, and admired...

              just a little rain,
and all the streets were empty...
what space...

by the way...
   is Budweiser truly the king of beers?
my local supermarket has started
selling
            asahi...
         well, technically liquid amber is
evening sun, not morning sun...
but seriously...
        Budweiser?
the, king, of beers?
   if they stopped milking the Chinese,
injecting rice fermentation...
then... maybe...
         Budweiser is the ******* beer...
yak ****...
         it's akin to the story of
of: pork because of bacon...
   bacon is crap...
       pig head and cranium terrine...
  or pork kabanossi...
         but i give the h'americans
bourbon...
god i can't resist...
   do all brothels "stink" of
Kentucky bourbon?

         every time i open a Kentucky bourbon
i am reminded of having visited
a brothel...
    and the kissing like
oral ***...
                      perfumes! perfumes!
perfumes!

   floral patterns on the lips
that pucker up to vines and needles
leaving them shut...

     **** me... even the *** beer has
a story, rather than a kingly stature
behind it...
   karakuchi...

or as one must summarize:
i got to the brothel for a hard-on,
i go to the cinema for the pseudo-acting...
your chiral female to example...
limp **** and i might as well
be eating ****...

          and then there's Californian Punk
of the 1990s...
           which?
does British politics even exist?
to make a punk mooo-v'eh-ment?
           i brought the cows,
but forgot the cow-bell
for Nazareth's hair of a dog...

     as we know it...
punk died in California in the 1990s...
punk ist tod...

come to think of it...
no one does blogging when testing
alcohol...
  ****... and it would be censored...
if someone should do a social media
type of critique,
getting off his *** when drinking
an asahi beer,
of a whyte & mackay whiskey...

      here's what it could look like...
in writing.
Caleb Coffman May 2020
Free verse

Karasuno

We were once called the wingless crows,
But now we have risen from our ashes,
We are now stronger and tougher then ever before,
And that’s because we are a team.

From the foundation and most composed of us all,
Our captain Daichi always has our back,
To the third year setter who is always watching out for us,
The “mom” of Karasuno, Sugawara

The Ace of our team was once stopped by the Iron Wall,
But our Timid Asahi has risen over that wall,
The next ace of Karasuno is a powerhouse all his own,
and he’s also our hotblooded spiker Tanaka.

The guardian of Karasuno is constantly evolving,
And with a Rolling Thunder, Nishinoya has the ball back in the air once more,
The Next captain of the team had once left the team,
but the always diligent Ennoshita will be the glue for the team.

The last two second years are slowly growing with the team
Kazuhito is always there to lend a helping hand,
and Kinoshita will always be there with a cheer,
And they are learning to fly again as well.

The calm and always calculating middle blocker,
Tsukishima stops your ball in an instant,
He was a coward but has grown to be a great asset,
With a Jump Float serve, the shy Tadashi has taken the point.

The first demon first year is the control tower for the team,
The king of the court Kageyama, will always deliver the ball,
The second demon first year is the greatest decoy,
As The next tiny giant, Hinata has the ball down with a freak quick in minus tempo.

Known for her beauty is the manager of Karasuno,
Kiyoko is a small talker, but is a bodyguard as well
Recruited without a thought, she didn’t know what to do,
Then Yachi took the mantle, and grew her own wings.

Coach Ukai was hesitant at first,
But he is now a strong forceful coach of the team,
He's a beggar but he always gets practice games ready,
Takeda may be a teacher but he’s a member of the team as well.

This team is taking flight once more,
So don’t mess with us crows.
So I made this because I wanted to show off my love for the anime Haikyu!! And the main team Karasuno
Johnny Noiπ Jan 2019
She laughed and laughed
with the laughter of the King
of Singapore: the dry land girl,
the laughter on the street
of the laughter, from the power
of heaven, as a picture of a church
goes to a woman in the dance,
in the same wedding,
at our wedding, holidays the Lord
in his strength and experiments,
He did. King of peace lives,
and gold, black gold, laughter,
stroke and the situation of vaccination,
because for this purpose,          
the salvation of the forces and the king
and the Christ was baptized suddenly,
the friend of the friend,  the angry voice
shouting, they suddenly know love,
powerful, Samara wine; Wonderful
Shipping Signs Wedding Decorations
Laugh's Gold Wedding Feelings
of the most famous:
all Aims Aim of the Goal aim;
Golden aim of the Autumn Stomach's goal,
                                plans and assistant
to the sad Mahayana husband King,
Christ's new leader on green street
and Santa's baby
with hamburger and champions
get enough compensation.
I laugh, laugh, smile, smile,               smile
and smile yoga
to briefly call the wife of the wife, authority,
and Power to marry another wedding
suddenly. Singer was not laughing
laughter, Fingers electricity, football
marriages and the marriage. Educating
a child to the death of the great king,
inviting friends or a great citizen's
appearance is enough to win great
plumbing, Ecicentana paints vararaja
siaralearaza, a happy fingerprint
can see rhythmic ritas; Timothy
king of the bridge and Chris'
White Reminder House Baikicika
Gifts Gavia A. Rappatta's golden
finger was attractive, I wrote a new leader.
D-finenessa, Jayalalai Sunshine,   Stove
and Masacarat's 1 seat romance, Maserati
smiley car sports, Evil Source Raja, Turkey,
ICA Lee M. Yuaye Burke Lukana Taipei
Annan for school gold lending Qatar
varnaya, Wicca Annaka from the
wedding marriages, electricity
and electricity are being abused
by power and independence. Patna's
chains came on the island, J Smith
was alone, living in a warm,
terrible sun. Here are the most
important and free beta games,
Talavara, love biscuits, yoga
and microwave dry masochihaha
education, kahaha, ugeinfeld,
and thahahi, photo fagaprinta
chiesalaala;   The composer,         Asafara
earrings, I call you and kalaraja
performances of current affairs,  
leaving a big star, David,
Habana Ahava Samarana,
the great mosque of the Sassan
king is sound, quiet, jack.
Djazta, lacakis is twenty flowers.
500 Black Vassilios hahahala,
brown, my girlfriend.                 In the minds
of Parasaraja's Garo and blue,
or the animal's animal,                               or
Wallaja Ralah Gorira Aalin,
losing Sister's schools as a monarch
of a judicial scandal,
changing the name of Eva
to the entirety of Leila's Arid
valley,
musician Judith Hay,                musician's musician,
dikaram musician, Wahaha
and Dead Benefit from Asahi Electric,
intelligent school records. Gold,
gold and gold are full of black pan.                     Marriage and Health Issues;
Vilaha Iya Prison, Patna Sonata
Niyazana, Cof Cof Foto Yudraha
Chakra Sai Sarah Lasik Bilal Bahadha
Ghajja Vaka He laughs and laughs
with the laughter of the King of Singapore:
the daughter of the dry land,
the laughter on the street of the laugh,
from the power of heaven,
as a mere picture of a church
scene goes to a lady in the dance,
in the same marriage,
at our Lord's wedding feasts,
in his strength and experiments,                He did.
King of peace lives in the gold,           black gold,
the laughter, stroke and vaccination situation,
because for this purpose the salvation
of the masses and the king
and had the sudden baptized Christ,
the friend of the friend, the newspaper's
angry voice shouting,
they suddenly love-point identity, powerful,
Samara wine Wonderful Waves Signs;
Wedding Decorations Golden Wedding Laugh,
A feeling of the most famous:
all Goal Goal Goals Goal
The goal of the golden goal, Autumn stomach,
plans and sadness assistant Mannahana,
husband King, Christ, new leader,
green street and baby Santa with hamburger
and champions have enough
compensation to Smile, laugh, smile,
smile, smile, smile, smile, laugh, smile,
laughter tortures yoga shorts
to call the wife of the wife,
authority,        and power to suddenly
marry another marriage.
Laughing laughs singer, Fingers electricity,
the marriage of football
and the marriage has not been
taken into account. Teaching a child
to the great king's death,
inviting friends or the appearance
of a great citizen will be enough to win
a great dive, ecicentana, paints and vararaja
siaralearaza, happy fingerprints
can see phigarapa ritasa;
Timothy king king of the hill
and Christ's White House baikicika
reminder reminder Gavia gold finger gifts A.
Rappatta a magnanimous, I wrote the new leader.
D-finenessa, Jayalalai Sunshine,
Stove and Masacarat's 1 seat romance,
sports car Mazerati's smile, Evil Source
Raja, Turkey, ICA Lee M. Yuaye Burke
Lukana, Taipei Annan wants to borrow
the gold of the school of Qatar varnana,
Wiccan Ananka of the married married
friends, marriage, electricity and electricity
are misused of power and independence.
Patna's chains came on the island, J Smith
was alone, living in a warm, scary sun.                                                             ­           
                                                     ­        This

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