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14โ… centuries have evaporated since King Jehovah God's Kingdom of Tartaria fell from Holy Heaven's great height that sparkles under the snow-white bright light of Biblical Heaven's divine glory 'cause its maidens had become more promiscuous than my gay sister Lori.
The Rockefellers do not espouse Judaism. The pogroms in Russia, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Germany & Poland, and throughout Europe, specifically targeted middle- & lower-class Jews for destruction. Judaism is a religion, not a nationality and not a racial designation of Man. An infant cannot be born Jewish, any more than he can be born Pentecostal or๏ปฟ Baptist. Religion is philosophy and all philosophies are learned, not inborn.
WITH MUNG BEANS - I've always hated my uncle and planned for years "to get even with him." 1 day, as I was loading 50-pound sacks of mung beans into my Ferrari, I hatched a plan to knock him insensate with a sack of mung beans suspended 15 feet above his hammock. Everything went accordingly and he was knocked unconscious. There was blood everywhere.
Song by Hazel O'Connor

Hey you, standing there, what you got to stare at?
I'm not shy if your beady little eyes abuse me like some mishap
Cackling laughter behind your hand, you're so funny, you're so bland
Here's the thing you can't understand: You are just a programme
You're a programme, you're a programme
(Programme, programme, programme, programme)
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Your silliest smile
Hey you, standing there, better get some clothes on
Do as you're told, growing old, and read your daily poison
Skeletons locked in the closeted mind, locked in tight, for no one to find
See the blind, lead the blind, gotta be cruel to be kind
Who is mind-blind, who is mind-blind
(Mind-blind, mind-blind, mind-blind, mind-blind)
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Your silliest smile
You are a programme, you are a programme
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Your silliest smile
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile
Give me the distance from your supercilious smile
Your silliest smile

Song writer: Hazel O'Connor
"Give Me an Inch" lyrics ยฉ BMG Rights Management,
Universal Music Publishing Group
Why do you love God so much? Because He's really nice. How nice? I just told you. Does He protect you day and night? Yes. He always has. What about Jesus? What about Him? Oh, nothing. Pull out a ride-hiking finger and let's hitch a hip trip to Toronto where 43% of Canadian women are living lives devoted to free-love & casual-*** giving. I got a rheumatic disease that kills nobody. Now that I know that I won't do THAT anymore unless I'm forced by the force of law to do that or if I'm conned into doing that, or lured by hussies who aren't real hussies into doing that. Debbie Watson's rotten dreams haunted her lover Kyle Yarborough's coma-deep slumber while he was attached to hospital machines. He had a career in car-racing to return to if his brain-reduction surgery was successful. "Dear Lover," Debbie whispered through a feeding-tube, "one day we'll make love in a motel room in France a lot." Suddenly, like a miracle, Kyle's eyes flew open like a helicopter stalling out over the Teton Dam. "Oh Kyle! God does grant prayer requests!" Debbie exclaimed like she was Kammy Harris opening a bag of new knee pads. Debbie, why are you crying? My mother was just eaten by cannibal Pygmies. Oh, is she going to be alright? Yes, I think so. Mom? Are you okay? Yes darling. I'm just a little sore.
HELLO **** WARTS!

Kim & Jim were so happy together: roasting walnuts; skinning
chipmunks; eating dog food. 1 day, after Kim sprained her ankle,
running from a werewolf, Jim found a new woman to love. His
new chick was a billion times prettier than Kim and had much
nicer *******. Kim, of course, was upset. "Don't worry Kim,"
Jim said, "there must be a man out there for you some-
where." Kim smiled. "Thanks Jim," she replied,
even though she didn't mean it.
Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling MYSELF with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman) I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even though they're tethered to automatic milking machines).
Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
MYSELF with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy
(even though they're tethered to an
automatic milking machine).
Will you play "Temporary Lady" by the Ex-Walnuts? I sure will! "You sat in the back of the bus where it was pretty **** shady my temporary lady! Oh yeah, temporary lady! You're so mysterious with your pink hair and stubby mustache like you're really Max Klinger from that crazy-*** T.V. show called ๐“œ-๐“-๐“ข-๐“—! I dream of you in a **** strap speeding through an obvious highway patrol speed trap, my temporary lady..."
Reduce eye-bag swelling and surprise hag-attack with ***** ME EVERY 23 MINUTES LOTION from Kroger. You'll be amazed and thunder-struck after rubbing this crap on. You'll see more clearly and your hearing will be 45 million times sharper than a 3-pound fruit bat. Try it now for free. Send fifty-six dollars to me right away or else!
HOW TO BE EXPOSED TO LIGHT DIRECTLY FROM THE SUN: (1) Move closer to a window where sunlight is streaming in. Position yourself so that you are lit up by the light. (2) Stretch out on a beach, roof or sidewalk where sunlight is well known to hit. (3) Do not attempt steps 1 and 2 at night.
"Once you have given up the ghost, everything follows with dead certainty, even in the midst of chaos. From the beginning it was never anything but chaos: it was a fluid which enveloped me, which I breathed in through the gills. In the substrata, where the moon shone steady and opaque, it was smooth and fecundating; above it was a jangle and a discord." -- Henry Miller, "Tropic of Capricorn"
Quash David Rockefeller's C.F.R. & New World Order mobocracy
Reject the totalitarian 51-over-49 rule that's modernized democracy
that sets in stone by presidential directive this American plutocracy,
through indoctrinating pederasty & lesbian *** to beget pornocracy
N.W.O.-owned corporations promote the freshest of youthful faces
having Hillary F. Clinton lesbian relations in crowded public places
Moral citizens must subdue these shrub-scouts with military maces
then bind them together with cheap lamp cord, twine & shoe laces,
before scrubbing the scene clean to obliterate all ****-diving traces
from mobs bleeding the white-funded black & sallow yellow races,
they take up  phony causes in nine of ten clinically-disproven cases
running Manchurian patsies & *** kittens through menticidal paces
During 1 bowel movement it was Martin Luther King, Junior's day
Quickly I finished a bowel movement as I worked for neighbor pay
These broad swords are no bowel-movement match for slim sabers
as all mates in the throes of bowel movement sing like Jim Nabors
on steroidal ointments that haven't made normal pigs into gay boars
sashaying along wharves in the guise of San Francisco Bay ******
soliciting gay Rabbinical Jewish mariners on sight-seeing day tours
while propositioning ******-hating, Jesus-loving Christian sailors
N.W.O.-owned corporations promote the freshest of youthful faces
having Hillary F. Clinton lesbian relations in crowded public places
Moral citizens must subdue these shrub-scouts with military maces
then bind them together with cheap lamp cord, twine & shoe laces,
before scrubbing the scene clean to obliterate all ****-diving traces
from mobs bleeding the white-funded black & sallow yellow races,
they take up  phony causes in nine of ten clinically-disproven cases
running Manchurian patsies & *** kittens through menticidal paces
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Jesus! What's with all the lights?! I need them after the
sun sets. Does it still do that? Yes, nightly. Is she your
sister? Yes. What's she weigh? 120. That's not so bad.
FROM TOUCHING EACH OTHER

Most people don't give a reeking **** about their toes touching each
other but I do. Nothing's worse than the sensation of 2 or more
toes rubbing against one another until the skin falls off
and the bones and nerves are exposed and then
rats start eating them. It's pretty bad.
The frozen-solid tongues of Everest and the cracked lips
they're wedged between made Jill pine for Hunter's tender
embrace. In an oven somewhere is a pizza, neglected
with no Italian within 4 miles. Don't push
gerbils into cardboard sleeves, unless
you're a Hollywood darling.
Hey, look at you, the late Queen of Benzedrine: struggling to
breathe. Are you a coal miner with black lung disease
or what? Why don't you join the United Mine
Workers of America and get your act together?
Rick, Heath, Don & Harley, in 1999 during their "Ode to Prince Lucifer Tour." The band had recently suffered through several bouts of common venereal diseases: gonorrhea, syphilis & the severe chlamydia that Rick & Heath had contracted from Big Bill Clinton.
One day a ton of women will be more than 5 women. In the future people will wear underpants because they want to, not because the underpants Mafia forces them to. In 50 years 500 million Negroes will own the unemployment business: being unemployed with pride; ******* back orange Faygo; eating dog food. Before Jesus returns, ****** promiscuity will ******* the Mormon church as **** Mormons become a million times more sexually promiscuous than they are right now.
One day a ton of women will be more than 5 women. In the future people will wear underpants because they want to, not because the underpants Mafia forces them to. In 50 years 500 million Negroes will own the unemployment business: being unemployed with pride; ******* back orange Faygo; eating dog food. Before Jesus returns, ****** promiscuity will ******* the Mormon church as **** Mormons become a million times more sexually promiscuous than they are right now.
after buying for me a better purse. I felt my internal organs and they felt okay. I looked into the bomb crater and your uncle was gone, just like that. Here today, gone tomorrow. I hope that everything works out soon for you because you have a bowel problem. Please have my luggage destroyed. I can't face the responsibility of asking the garbage man for help a second time.
after buying for me a better purse. I felt my internal organs and they felt okay. I looked into the bomb crater and your uncle was gone, just like that. Here today, gone tomorrow. I hope that everything works out soon for you because you have a bowel problem. Please have my luggage destroyed. I can't face the responsibility of asking the garbage man for help a second time.
I ate chocolate ice
cream like a wild
savage on bail with
my twin feet blistered
and my brave sister in jail
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