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First thing first. DESTROY & ANNIHILATE!
...oh, that's 2 things.
FACTS: Actor Bud Jamison (1895--1944), who appeared with the Three Stooges in the comedy short "Disorder in the Court," was the lead singer for the Rolling Stones. David Bowie is the father of Alex Jones. The water from young cocoanuts is a human blood substitute. Over a period of several years a man born with the name Leslie Lynch King, Jr. served as vice president and then as president of the United States BEFORE running for the office of president and LOSING the general election.
FACTS: Actor Bud Jamison (1895--1944), who appeared with the Three Stooges in the comedy short "Disorder in the Court," was the lead singer for the Rolling Stones. David Bowie is the father of Alex Jones. The water from young cocoanuts is a human blood substitute. Over a period of several years a man born with the name Leslie Lynch King, Jr. served as vice president and then as president of the United States BEFORE running for the office of president and LOSING the general election.
BIG BOB'S FREE ONE-DAY MONEY-CLEANING SERVICE
Simply drop off your moldy paper money and tarnished coins
at Motel 6 (room 27) by I-95 and come back the next day and
by then Tina (Bob's old lady) will have expertly cleaned
each bill and coin so thoroughly that they'll look new again.
Born in October 1956, Janet Aimee Stephenson started out as a model and actress before moving into film-making. Do you have the 1980 Roxy Music album ๐‘ญ๐’๐’†๐’”๐’‰ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’… in your collection? The nearer of the two girls is Aimee Stephenson. In the 1980's Aimee and her boyfriend Tim Jackson (producer of "Dead Dog Blues") worked in the States on some Roger Corman productions although I donโ€™t know which ones. In 1991 they teamed up with a guy called Sean Manchester who had written a non-fiction book about the so-called "Highgate Vampire." The plan was to make a documentary, and possibly a narrative feature film, about the subject but it never came to anything for various reasons.

In 2001 Aimee and Tim were in Peru, researching a book. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—”๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿด% ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐˜€, ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ. ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ. ๐—” ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น. ๐—”๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—”๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ (๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ ๐—ฆ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ) ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜† โ€“ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†. I canโ€™t imagine the pain she must have gone through, or what Tim Jackson and her other friends and family must have suffered watching her agony.

- Posted by M.J. Simpson
Born in October 1956, Janet Aimee Stephenson started out as a model and actress before moving into film-making. Do you have the 1980 Roxy Music album ๐‘ญ๐’๐’†๐’”๐’‰ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ฉ๐’๐’๐’๐’… in your collection? The nearer of the two girls is Aimee Stephenson. In the 1980's Aimee and her boyfriend Tim Jackson (producer of Dead Dog Blues) worked in the States on some Roger Corman productions although I donโ€™t know which ones. In 1991 they teamed up with a guy called Sean Manchester who had written a non-fiction book about the so-called "Highgate Vampire." The plan was to make a documentary, and possibly a narrative feature film, about the subject but it never came to anything for various reasons.

In 2001 Aimee and Tim were in Peru, researching a book. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—”๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿด% ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐˜€, ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ผ. ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ. ๐—” ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น. ๐—”๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—”๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ (๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ ๐—ฆ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ) ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜† โ€“ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†. I canโ€™t imagine the pain she must have gone through, or what Tim Jackson and her other friends and family must have suffered watching her agony.

- Posted by M.J. Simpson
Ch. 1 : โ€œOf course I don't like war, but Mexico is asking for it...โ€
My left knee hurt and I knew that I'd need left-knee surgery when I returned to the palace. Fortunately my mother, who is the queen of England, wasn't home so I hung my ****** on the throne to air out. It was just 2 minutes later when the red phone rang: โ€œMexico has dropped a couple of nuclear H-bombs on Pakistan.โ€; โ€œ*******!โ€ I exclaimed. I immediately contacted central command. โ€œThis is the prince of England! I want 70,000 soldiers dispatched to Mexico right now!!!โ€; โ€œYes sir!โ€ Said the guy on the other end.

Ch. 2 : Cindy's *** puckered like a strangled duck unused to French bread dough. โ€œDid you order the attack on Mexico?โ€ She asked.
   โ€œYes I did Cindy. As prince of England I see it as my duty.โ€
   โ€œI love you,โ€ Cindy said, โ€œmore than I love God.โ€
   โ€œThanks Cindy, but I'm not God, I'm only the prince of England.โ€

Ch. 3 : โ€œRoyal Duties Beyond the Horizonโ€
My attack on Mexico saved billions of lives in Pakistan and the king of Pakistan knew it. He called me as soon as he could.
   โ€œPlease your royal, highly-worshiped Prince of England,โ€ he began, โ€œaccept the gratitude of the people of Pakistan for what you have done to save them from being killed by Mexicans.โ€
   โ€œYou're welcome,โ€ I said. โ€œI was simply doing my job as prince of England. Let's pray that Mexico has learned her lesson.โ€

Ch. 4 : โ€œMexico Apologizesโ€
It didn't take long for el presidente de Mexico to see the error of his ways. In a letter sent to me from the president's house in Mexico City, the president wrote: Dear Prince of England: I'm so sorry for dropping a couple of nuclear H-bombs on Pakistan the other day. I don't know why I did it. I promise Sir Royal Prince of England that I won't ever do it again. Please forgive me. I am really sorry.  ~ Sincerely, the president of Mexico

Ch. 5 : โ€œApology Acceptedโ€
As the prince of England I know that nobody's perfect, not even the president of Mexico. I accepted his apology on behalf of the people of Pakistan whom the president of Mexico had dropped a couple of nuclear H-bombs on several days before.
Ch. 1 : โ€œOf course I don't like war, but Mexico is asking for it...โ€
My left knee hurt and I knew that I'd need left-knee surgery when I returned to the palace. Fortunately my mother, who is the queen of England, wasn't home so I hung my ****** on the throne to air out. It was just 2 minutes later when the red phone rang: โ€œMexico has dropped a couple of nuclear H-bombs on Pakistan.โ€; โ€œ*******!โ€ I exclaimed. I immediately contacted central command. โ€œThis is the prince of England! I want 70,000 soldiers dispatched to Mexico right now!!!โ€; โ€œYes sir!โ€ Said the guy on the other end.

Ch. 2 : Cindy's *** puckered like a strangled duck unused to French bread dough. โ€œDid you order the attack on Mexico?โ€ She asked.
ย ย  โ€œYes I did Cindy. As prince of England I see it as my duty.โ€
ย ย  โ€œI love you,โ€ Cindy said, โ€œmore than I love God.โ€
ย ย  โ€œThanks Cindy, but I'm not God, I'm only the prince of England.โ€

Ch. 3 : โ€œRoyal Duties Beyond the Horizonโ€
My attack on Mexico saved billions of lives in Pakistan and the king of Pakistan knew it. He called me as soon as he could.
ย ย  โ€œPlease your royal, highly-worshiped Prince of England,โ€ he began, โ€œaccept the gratitude of the people of Pakistan for what you have done to save them from being killed by Mexicans.โ€
ย ย  โ€œYou're welcome,โ€ I said. โ€œI was simply doing my job as prince of England. Let's pray that Mexico has learned her lesson.โ€

Ch. 4 : โ€œMexico Apologizesโ€
It didn't take long for el presidente de Mexico to see the error of his ways. In a letter sent to me from the president's house in Mexico City, the president wrote: Dear Prince of England: I'm so sorry for dropping a couple ofย ย nuclear H-bombs on Pakistan the other day. I don't know why I did it. I promise Sir Royal Prince of England that I won't ever do it again. Please forgive me. I am really sorry.ย ย ~ Sincerely, the president of Mexico

Ch. 5 : โ€œApology Acceptedโ€
As the prince of England I know that nobody's perfect, not even the president of Mexico. I accepted his apology on behalf of the people of Pakistan whom the president of Mexico had dropped a couple ofย ย nuclear H-bombs on several days before.
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘­โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘­โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘
โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•­โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•

โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ–„โ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆ
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆ­โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆ
โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€
โ€œ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ-๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜…, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ
๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ.โ€ โ€” ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ, ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿณ-๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿณ ๐—•.๐—–.,
๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐‘ญ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’Š๐’‚๐’“ ๐‘ธ๐’–๐’๐’•๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’๐’” ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜, ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ
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since King Jehovah God's Kingdom of Tartaria fell from
Holy Heaven's great height that sparkles under the snow-white
bright light of Biblical Heaven's divine glory 'cause its maidens
had become more promiscuous than my gay sister Lori.
since King Jehovah God's Kingdom of Tartaria fell from Holy Heaven's great height that sparkles under the snow-white bright light of Biblical Heaven's divine glory 'cause its maidens had become more promiscuous than my gay sister Lori.
Fairy Terry Jones died for the good of all trollops because Heaven's
horrid at its north peak because sea snails freeze in an Arctic creek.
Terry Jones is dead & 1 fewer Terence is good because the world is
colder at the northern peak where no slush melts in an Arctic creek.
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