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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with "The World Crisis" by a different Winston Churchill.
The Crisis

Author Winston Churchill
Illustrator Howard Chandler Christy
Language English
Genre Historical novel
Publisher The Macmillan Company
Publication date 1901
Publication place US
Media type Print
Pages 522
Preceded by Richard Carvel
Followed by The Crossing
The Crisis is an historical novel published in 1901 by the American novelist Winston Churchill.[1] It was the best-selling book in the United States in 1901. The novel is set in the years leading up to the first battles of the American Civil War, mostly in the divided state of Missouri. It follows the fortunes of young Stephen Brice, a man with Union and abolitionist sympathies, and his involvement with a Southern family.
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