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Will a veterinarian ever be the president of Urugay? No.
Veterinarians, although they're like you & me except
when it comes to toilet paper usage, are
intellectually inferior to all
people, except Haitians.
The global warming summer heat trick is thick enough to turn any Alabama hick into a Boston city ****. I met a sick chick crack addict limping with a crutch fashioned from a stick. She had a **** and no ****, so it was safe for the average **** to safely dip his wick.
After attaining God's awesome forces, it was easy to speed through
school zones at 200-miles-per-hour like it was nothing with my
twin brother who's a Jesus look-alike. Every place we went
we were praised and worshiped. We felt like
**** Jagger and his no-talent brother.
Your uncle's a cool guy but I don't want to live underwater with him. I just saw your uncle underwater. How does he breathe? My aunt used to live in a tree house, but never underwater. How does he dry his clothes underwater? Your uncle's very handsome and I would like to be the mother of his children someday soon before I grow too old and đ˜¶đ˜Żđ˜§đ˜¶đ˜€đ˜Źđ˜ąđ˜Łđ˜­đ˜Š. My neighbor's a hag who wants to live underwater with your uncle. I don't trust your uncle, even though he doesn't bother anyone and only eats fish.
(Dec. 18, 1938 - May 6, 2025)
Daughter of The Three Stooges'
Curly Howard, dies at 86


Story by Mike Barnes

Marilyn Howard Ellman, the youngest daughter of The Three Stooges star Curly Howard, died May 6 in Simi Valley of heart failure, her son Bradley Server told The Hollywood Reporter. She was 86.

With her parents divorced and her father often on the road at the height of his career in the early 1940s, Ellman only got to visit him maybe two weekends a month, her son noted. Later, she would spend time with him in the hospital after he had suffered a series of strokes, one of which forced him to leave The Three Stooges in 1946.  


"My mom vividly remembers how much he loved animals," Server said in a 2020 interview. "She would always play with a dog he had. And he absolutely adored this dog that stood by him until the end. You know, despite my grandfather's big personality onscreen, I learned he was actually a shy, quiet man in private."

Ellman was just 13 when her dad died at age 48 on Jan. 18, 1952, in San Gabriel, California. Curly had been replaced in the act by brother Shemp Howard, who joined another brother, Moe Howard, and Larry Fine.

Marilyn Howard was born in Los Angeles on Dec. 18, 1938. Her dad - birth name Jerome Lester Horwitz - and mom, Elaine Julia Ackerman, were married for three years before they divorced in 1940. (Curly would have a second daughter named Janie with his fourth wife.)

After Curly's death, she was adopted by her mother's second husband, Moe Diamond, when she was 14.
trialling
(also trialing)

the process of formally testing a product to discover how effective or suitable it is:
In just two weeks of trialling the company has already signed up tens of thousands of customers.
(Definition of trialling from the Cambridge Business English Dictionary)
(10 May 1901 – 4 November 1993)[1] was an English poet and a childhood friend of George Orwell (Eric Blair). She met Blair in 1914 and they developed a shared interest in poetry, but she lost touch with him after he departed for Burma in 1922, and later she disputed Blair's writings about his own childhood. The two were in contact again near the end of Blair's life. She gave an account of the relationship in her memoir 𝘌𝘳đ˜Șđ˜€ & 𝘜𝘮, published in 1974.
One day, while he (Tom Selleck) was rescuing children from burn-
ing cars and speed boats, there was a horrible explosion at a gay
underwear factory, but Tom didn't care about himself, he just rush-
ed in there, pulling smoke-dead **** out by the dozen like he was
the Incredible Hulk or Billy Joel or any number of mega-brave men.
đ€đŸđ­đžđ« 𝐉𝐹𝐡𝐧 𝐟𝐹𝐼𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐱𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭 đœđšđ«đ©đŹđž 𝐱𝐧 𝐡𝐱𝐬 đđ«đąđŻđžđ°đšđČ, 𝐡𝐞 đœđšđ„đ„-
𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐱𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭 đĄđšđ­đ„đąđ§đž 𝐚𝐭 𝟏-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝-𝐌𝐱𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐭. 𝐌𝐱𝐧𝐧𝐱𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞
đŁđźđ§đąđšđ« đšđ©đžđ«đšđ­đšđ«, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 đĄđžđ„đ©đŸđźđ„ 𝐛𝐼𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐱𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐹 đ­đ«đšđ§đŹđŸđžđ«
𝐭𝐡𝐞 đœđšđ„đ„ 𝐭𝐹 đ’đĄđšđ«đ­đČ, 𝐚 đŠđšđ«đž đžđ±đ©đžđ«đąđžđ§đœđžđ đœđšđźđ§đŹđžđ„đšđ«.
Your uncle's a cool guy but I don't want to live underwater with him. I just saw your uncle underwater. How does he breathe? My aunt used to live in a tree house, but never underwater. How does he dry his clothes underwater? Your uncle's very handsome and I would like to be the mother of his children someday soon before I grow too old and đ˜¶đ˜Żđ˜§đ˜¶đ˜€đ˜Źđ˜ąđ˜Łđ˜­đ˜Š. My neighbor's a hag who wants to live underwater with your uncle. I don't trust your uncle, even though he doesn't bother anyone and only eats fish.
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Crazy Abraham Lincoln slapped Martha Washington so hard that
George's wooden dentures fell out. “Why'd you do that?”
Martha demanded to know. “Because,” honest Abe
answered, “I free slaves like it's nothing
all the time.” Just then George picked
up his teeth that had fallen into
the toilet. “Look,” George said,
“my teeth are covered
in germs from
the toilet.”
moved in closer to butter Nancy from nose to toes. Her silky thighs and asymmetrical ******* fascinated Paco Blanco, a Mexican official with a lot of experience. "Hold my ***** ***** while I make your grape jelly disappear," Nancy said playfully, even though Paco didn't speak English very much because he was mentally *******.
Arnold Schwarzenegger can lift a steel coffin with three dead midgets in it high above his head and hold it there for five minutes. He had to do this when he was governor of California several times.
I'm happier to see you than a giraffe that recently jumped off the roof of the Empire State Building! I'm happier to see you than a ***** with 53 ****-issued free *****-**** coupons! I'm happier to see you than a gay homosexual in a Texaco men's room with the corpse of a giraffe that recently jumped off the roof of the Empire State Building!
May 21 · 32
BETWEEN SHAMPOOS
Hello! I'm Big Mike Jackson, Senior Professor of Lesbianism at South Lesbian University in Lesbian, Florida and I'm here today to discuss lesbianism. Most non-lesbians are in the dark when it comes to lesbianism and would rather ignore the practice. I would like to tell you the story of Martha, a senior lesbian with 65 years of lesbian experience under her bath robe. When she was a teen lesbian, lesbianism was illegal and punishable by 4 years in an all-lesbian prison. Several of Martha's neighbors were lesbians and nobody knew about it (except the chief of police who was also a lesbian, so he didn't rat them out). 1 day at the shampoo factory a "smart" meter exploded killing 12 lesbian shampoo bottlers. What is lesbian shampoo anyway? Lesbian shampoo is an exotic blend of "pro-lesbian" ingredients that will leave your hair feeling vibrant and homosexually inclined. Don't worry though, because the feeling is only temporary. Between shampoos, use Big Frank's Lesbian Conditioner. It will make your hair soft and manageable.
May 20 · 21
(or really cheap)
MY DAD WAS AS MASCULINE AS TOM SELLECK before he started kissing men (Selleck, not my dad). One day, in the garden where dad & I were raising chinchillas for big money, a hurricane swept through suddenly. The forceful wind took us high above the trees to a magical world of fairies and pixies where bubble gum was free (or really cheap). And then, totally unexpected, Jesus appeared in a long robe without pockets. "Jesus! Where do you put your stuff in a robe without pockets?!" I asked. Jesus just looked at me like an angel looks at ****-straps and brassieres. "I do not need pockets because Jehovah is my Father," He replied softly, even though it was really windy. Since I didn't want to **** Him off a second time I didn't say anything else till the wind stopped and we were gently set down among our chinchillas like nothing happened. To this day neither of us have spoken of this.
WIKI:

Personal life
***** married Andy *****, the brother of actor/comedian David *****, in 1994. While not legally separated, the couple had begun living apart a few months before her death.[24]

The couple's only child, a daughter Frances Beatrice Valentine *****, was born in 2005.[25]

Actress Rachel Brosnahan is *****'s niece.[26] On April 11, 2002, ***** appeared as herself in an episode of Just Shoot Me!, "Blush Gets Some Therapy", season six episode nineteen, alongside her brother-in-law David *****.

Death

Kate *****'s grave in Kansas City, Missouri.
A housekeeper found ***** dead in her Manhattan apartment on June 5, 2018. Her death was ruled a suicide by hanging.[27] Police reported that she had left a note, which was addressed to her daughter.[28] The day after his wife's death, Andy ***** released a statement:
First things first, rule one: Always keep your private ****** & your
public ****** separate. Only loved ones & family members may en-
joy your private ******. Reserve your public ****** for bank tellers,
carnival workers & bus drivers. Always speak when spoken to. Eat
with your big mouth closed. Never poke a grizzly bear with a stick.
May 19 · 44
FLORIDA DEATH-WATCH!
Every resident & vacationer in Florida has seen themselves or a family member or a loved one yanked out of their house and thrown into the street like a sack of **** by a 300-mile-per-hour hurricane and then eaten and digested by a gang of vicious alligators.
May 19 · 24
CHIEF TED J. BUNDY
Like a tall bride with her head chopped off by Ted Bundy, Clara Wilkins formed small words because her tongue was numb. Cliff Watson, the most handsome man in her life, entered the hospital room. "Don't worry. Your head has been sewn back on and it's okay. You'll likely have neck-stiffness till the muscles shrink back to normal dimensions," he said with a soothing voice that reminded her of Ted Bundy.
🐒 David Thomas Jones (December 30, 1945 – February 29, 2012)
🐒 Peter Halsten Thorkelson (February 13, 1942 – February 21, 2019)
🐒 Robert Michael Nesmith (December 30, 1942 – December 10, 2021)
🐒 George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (born March 8, 1945)
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