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SOON, AFTER TAKING FAT *** REDUCTION PILLS, bank account activity in your bank account will increase and lovers will flood your flood gates with loving offers and billionaires will be there too: eating your pone, saying nice things about your ******, taking you to Aspen, loitering around your ****-***** for hours and hours till you die.
9h · 28
TEAR RIFF!
What in the world is it? It's a water pump, made in China by the Chinese. They know a lot more about pumps than other people. Does it work on regular current? Of course. The Chinese know plenty when it comes to electricity. Let's try it out. Okay. Here, attach this end to the outlet while I clean out your ear wax with a Q-tip. Why? So I can insert the lead wire *******! Oh yeah. I forgot.
you promised to love me a lot when we got out but you didn't, not even a little bit. You felt like a woman and so did I, even though we weren't, not even a little bit. Now I'm living on the outside: lying all the time, breaking hearts, wearing cheap jewelry, throwing shoes at Salvation Army soldiers, hocking up phlegm, praying for the pope.
Wilford Brimley's health has been really bad lately 'cause he's dead.
His 2 eyes are very rotted out of their sockets and his lips look very
gray. He has lost 89% of his ***-appeal and it doesn't look like he'd
score with a hot babe by the third date no matter what he did. “You
have been very quiet on our date *****,” his hot date might observe
as Wilford just sits there propped up with ropes & sticks. “Wilford,
give me some ****-hot lovin'!” His ****-hot date would demand as
would any hot mama who scored 3 dates with a big-time movie star
who appeared on 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑟𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒔 with Jim Bob 80 times in the 1970's.
Bob was a nice guy who used laser beams to take a crap till his phony friend Betty said: "Bob, you shouldn't use laser beams to take a crap. I use railroad spikes. They work slower but they never crack." Bob smiled, his jagged teeth catching the moon's putrid light. "Betty, you may be right about that. Perhaps I should switch from lasers to spikes? Here, take this shower curtain and wrap my dead chihuahua in it. He gave his life to save me from a Pygmy cannibal attack."; "He was a brave little dog," Betty sobbed as she slipped a small pipe bomb up Bob's ****** for fun.
I greased your clutch for free and tightened your differential for nothing and patched your floorboard at no charge and held your mother's dead hand as they pushed her into the oven. Now what? [I defer to the song "Crackin' Up" by Ellas McDaniel: "I used to do your cookin,’ your laundry too! Now what more for a woman could a man like me do?!"] Women like you are difficult, more so than Sonia Orwell, or Harriet Bosse.
Anne-Marie Hagelin (1902 - 2007) was August Strindberg's youngest daughter from his marriage to actress Harriet Bosse. Although the marriage was short-lived, Bosse and Strindberg managed to stay in touch.
Carl Larsson, Portrait of August Strindberg's daughter Anne ...

https://www.bukowskis.com › auctions › 909-carl-larsson...
Born: March 25, 1902, Stockholm, Sweden
Died: August 17, 2007 (age 105 years), Sigtuna, Sweden
Children: Arne A Wyller
Siblings: Greta Strindberg, Kerstin Strindberg, Karin Smirnov, Hans Strindberg
Parents: August Strindberg, Harriet Bosse
Spouse: Gösta Hagelin (m. 1973–1979), Anders Platou Wyller (m. 1926–1940)
Aunts: Anna Strindberg, Elisabeth Strindberg, Dagmar Möller, Alma FahlstrÞm, Eleonora Strindberg
"Oh Kyle! God does grant prayer requests!" Debbie exclaimed like she
was Kammy Harris opening a bag of new knee pads. Debbie, why
are you crying? My mother was just eaten by cannibal Pygmies.
Oh, is she going to be alright? Yes, I think so. Mom? Are
you okay? Yes darling. I'm just a little sore.
Because I love you more than Hobart Bosworth ever could, I'll bury
bombs in your grave & other things impervious to rot like creosote-
treated phone poles fashioned from the bluest Norwayan oak wood.
The movie's pretty good. There are lots of battle action scenes that don't involve lesbians. I was disappointed that the main lesbian was very short and hard to see when the ship dipped below a wave. I liked the pillow fight scene between Joan and Carol, even though they didn't have lezzy *** or anything.
3d · 33
MY REVIEW
OF FRED'S
WELL-DRILLING
COMPANY

I contacted Fred in the morning and by noon my well was drilled. Fred and I toasted with tall glasses of well water. "Fred, not only are you **** but you are a great well-driller too!" I exclaimed with sincerity. That evening Fred "dropped by" to reveal a softer side to his nature by inviting me to make passionate love with him on top of a pile of new well-drilling equipment. The next day I had his baby, a small child with Fred's characteristic knack for wonderfulness. I give Fred's Well-Drilling Company a rating of five stars which is the highest number of stars in a 5-star rating system. I would give him a full 6 stars in a 6-star rating system but I've never seen one of those. Anyway, I can't say as many nice things about Fred as I want to right now because I'm having another well drilled and my foot is infected and I could die from poisoned blood. I'm not blaming Fred even though I cut my foot on well-drilling equipment through no fault of his. He could've warned me but he neglected to, probably because of the romantic vibe between us before we "bumped uglies" on a vacuum pipe of some sort, I guess.
I frequently eat noodles with a fork when I'm forking
around with a bowl of pork, fresh from a pig, a life-
less pig, a pig of no consequence, a swine with
no name. Oh Monster Rogers! I never liked
Joe Negri. He made my grand-
mother's *** tired.
M-M-R II (Measles, Mumps, and Rubella Virus Vaccine Live)
Suspension for subcutaneous injection
Initial U.S. Approval: 1978
6 ADVERSE REACTIONS
The following adverse reactions include those identified during clinical trials or reported during post approval use of M-M-R II vaccine or its individual components.
Body as a Whole
Panniculitis; atypical measles; fever; syncope; headache; dizziness; malaise; irritability.
Cardiovascular System
Vasculitis.
Digestive System
Pancreatitis; diarrhea; vomiting; parotitis; nausea.
Hematologic and Lymphatic Systems
Thrombocytopenia; purpura; regional lymphadenopathy; leukocytosis.
Immune System
Anaphylaxis, anaphylactoid reactions, angioedema (including peripheral or ****** edema) and
bronchial spasm.
Musculoskeletal System
Arthritis; arthralgia; myalgia.
4
Nervous System
Encephalitis; encephalopathy; measles inclusion body encephalitis (MIBE) subacute sclerosing
panencephalitis (SSPE); Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS); acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM);
transverse myelitis; febrile convulsions; afebrile convulsions or seizures; ataxia; polyneuritis;
polyneuropathy; ocular palsies; paresthesia.
Respiratory System
Pneumonia; pneumonitis; sore throat; cough; rhinitis.
Skin
Stevens-Johnson syndrome; acute hemorrhagic edema of infancy; Henoch-Schönlein purpura;
erythema multiforme; urticaria; rash; measles-like rash; pruritus; injection site reactions (pain, erythema,
swelling and vesiculation).
Special Senses — Ear
Nerve deafness; otitis media.
Special Senses — Eye
Retinitis; optic neuritis; papillitis; conjunctivitis.
Urogenital System
Epididymitis; orchitis.
Since middle school it's been unrelenting. Each time I introduce myself I'm met with derisive laughter. When I started work at Dairy Queen the manager almost fell off the toilet when he heard my name. Fred Lesbian? What kind of name is that? Of course I want it to stop! So you can say good-bye to Fred Lesbian forever because a week from now my name-change will be recorded, legally. A week from now I won't be known as Fred Lesbian ever again. A short week from now I'll be free of the terrible name that's caused a lifetime of pain and cruelty. This week I'm Fred Lesbian. Next week I'm Ted Lesbian. Praise the Lord!
HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESCRIBING INFORMATION
These highlights do not include all the information needed to use
M-M-R II safely and effectively. See full prescribing information for
M-M-R II.

M-M-R® II (Measles, Mumps, and Rubella Virus Vaccine Live)
Suspension for intramuscular or subcutaneous injection  
Initial U.S. Approval: 1978

6
ADVERSE REACTIONS
The following adverse reactions include those identified during clinical trials or reported during post
approval use of M-M-R II vaccine or its individual components.  
Body as a Whole
Panniculitis; atypical measles; fever; headache; dizziness; malaise; irritability.
Cardiovascular System
Vasculitis.
Digestive System
Pancreatitis; diarrhea; vomiting; parotitis; nausea.
Hematologic and Lymphatic Systems
Thrombocytopenia; purpura; regional lymphadenopathy; leukocytosis.
Immune System
Anaphylaxis, anaphylactoid reactions, angioedema (including peripheral or ****** edema) and bronchial
spasm.  
Musculoskeletal System
Arthritis; arthralgia; myalgia.
Nervous System
Encephalitis; encephalopathy; measles inclusion body encephalitis (MIBE) subacute sclerosing
panencephalitis (SSPE); Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS); acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM);
transverse myelitis; febrile convulsions; afebrile convulsions or seizures; ataxia; polyneuritis;
polyneuropathy; ocular palsies; paresthesia; syncope.
Respiratory System
Pneumonia; pneumonitis; sore throat; cough; rhinitis.
Skin
Stevens-Johnson syndrome; acute hemorrhagic edema of infancy; Henoch-Schönlein purpura;
erythema multiforme; urticaria; rash; measles-like rash; pruritus; injection site reactions (pain, erythema,
swelling and vesiculation).
Special Senses — Ear
Nerve deafness; otitis media.
Special Senses — Eye
Retinitis; optic neuritis; papillitis; conjunctivitis.
Urogenital System
Epididymitis; orchitis.
4d · 28
MERCK MMR VAX
INCLUDING PATIENT MEDICATION INFORMATION  
M-M-R® II
(measles, mumps and rubella virus vaccine, live, attenuated, Merck Std.)  
Lyophilized powder for injection
0.5 mL for Intramuscular and Subcutaneous  
Injection
Active Immunizing Agent
ATC code: J07BD52
Merck Canada Inc.
16750 route Transcanadienne
Kirkland, QC Canada  H9H 4M7
www.merck.ca
Submission Control Number:  282235

8.5 Post-Market Adverse Reactions
Subacute Sclerosing Panencephalitis (SSPE)  
There have been reports of SSPE in children who did not have a history of infection with wild-type
measles but did receive measles vaccine. Some of these cases may have resulted from unrecognized
measles in the first year of life or possibly from the measles vaccination. Based on estimated
nationwide measles vaccine distribution, the association of SSPE cases to measles vaccination is about
one case per million vaccine doses distributed. This is far less than the association with infection with
wild-type measles, 6–22 cases of SSPE per million cases of measles. The results of a retrospective case
controlled study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suggest that the overall
effect of measles vaccine has been to protect against SSPE by preventing measles with its inherent
higher risk of SSPE.
Aseptic Meningitis
Cases of aseptic meningitis have been reported following measles, mumps, and rubella vaccination. A
causal relationship between the Urabe strain of mumps vaccine and aseptic meningitis has been
shown. Although a temporal association has been observed between the administration of M-M-R® II
and rare cases of aseptic meningitis, there is no laboratory-confirmed evidence to link Jeryl Lynn®
mumps vaccine to aseptic meningitis.
Encephalitis/encephalopathy
Encephalitis/encephalopathy have been reported approximately once for every 3 million doses of the
measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine manufactured by Merck & Co., Inc.  Since 1978, post-marketing
surveillance indicates that serious adverse events such as encephalitis and encephalopathy continue to
be rarely reported. The risk of such serious neurological disorders following live measles virus vaccine
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M-M-R® II (measles, mumps and rubella virus vaccine, live, attenuated, Merck Std.)
by John Lennon

My mummy's dead
I can't get it through my head
Though it's been so many years
My mummy's dead
I can't explain
So much pain
I could never show it
My mummy's dead
AND THEIR PROFOUND SIGNIFICANCE:

(1) the small cobra above my left ****** signifies defiance (2)
the medium-sized cobra on my left ankle tells the tale of
a fallen snake that was rejected by the boss of cobras
that resides above my left ****** (3) the "anti-cobra"
on my lower back is a cobra of unknown destiny,
which is why its color is safety-cone orange
(4) the cobra on my crotch is dead, killed
by God (5) my newest and final
cobra tattoo is of a ghost snake
that haunts my inner Being;
a cobra tattoo that is 100%
invisible to the naked eye.
What's that thing? It's a chicken watering can. Simply place it under each dry chicken that needs watering and the electronic sensor valve will do the rest. What about ducks? Will it water them too? I don't know. Let's try it on a nearby duck now. Okay, let her rip. Oh no, the duck has been shredded into moist mulch. I didn't know that would happen. Let's use a pigeon. I have one in my pocket. You have one in your pocket? Yes, and a gold coin worth five million dollars. It's from the Roman Empire and it's the only one left. I found it in a *****'s purse when I was a helicopter mechanic 6 years ago. I was desperate for a job as a helicopter mechanic so I applied at Fred's Excellent Helicopter Repair Company and they hired me on the spot. Later, I married Fred's ex-wife who has enormous labial ***** and I've never been happier.
𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐚𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐚𝐮𝐫
𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭 𝐬𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐚𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. "𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐰
𝐲𝐚𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐚𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭
𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 ɪɎꜱ᎘ɪʀɪɎɢ Ꭱᎏʀᎅꜱ," 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲.
were palmetto roaches mating: one on another. I smashed them
with a fly swatter and for surreal effect I'll say that blood spurt-
ed with such force as to knock an un-tattooed lesbian off
another lesbian. Thanks to the ghost of Gertrude
Stein both of them were only gravely injured.
6d · 42
MEASLES!!!
HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESCRIBING INFORMATION
These highlights do not include all the information needed to use
M-M-R II safely and effectively. See full prescribing information
for M-M-R II.
M-M-R II (Measles, Mumps, and Rubella Virus Vaccine Live)
Suspension for subcutaneous injection
Initial U.S. Approval: 1978
4 CONTRAINDICATIONS
4.1 Hypersensitivity
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with a history of hypersensitivity to any component
of the vaccine (including gelatin) {3} or who have experienced a hypersensitivity reaction following
administration of a previous dose of M-M-R II vaccine or any other measles, mumps and rubella containing vaccine. Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with a history of anaphylaxis to
neomycin [see Description (11)].
4.2 Immunosuppression
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals who are immunodeficient or immunosuppressed due
to disease or medical therapy. Measles inclusion body encephalitis {4} (MIBE), pneumonitis {5} and death
as a direct consequence of disseminated measles vaccine virus infection have been reported in
3
immunocompromised individuals inadvertently vaccinated with measles-containing vaccine. In this
population, disseminated mumps and rubella vaccine virus infection have also been reported.
Do not administer M-M-R II to individuals with a family history of congenital or hereditary
immunodeficiency, until the immune competence of the potential vaccine recipient is demonstrated.
4.3 Moderate or Severe Febrile Illness
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with an active febrile illness with fever >101.3F
(>38.5C).
4.4 Active Untreated Tuberculosis
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with active untreated tuberculosis (TB).
4.5 Pregnancy
Do not administer M-M-R II to individuals who are pregnant or who are planning on becoming
pregnant within the next month [see Use in Specific Populations (8.1) and Patient Counseling Information
(17)].
5 WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS
5.1 Febrile Seizure
There is a risk of fever and associated febrile seizure in the first 2 weeks following immunization with
M-M-R II vaccine. For children who have experienced a previous febrile seizure (from any cause) and
those with a family history of febrile seizures there is a small increase in risk of febrile seizure following
receipt of M-M-R II vaccine [see Adverse Reactions (6)].
5.2 Hypersensitivity to Eggs
Individuals with a history of anaphylactic, anaphylactoid, or other immediate reactions (e.g., hives,
swelling of the mouth and throat, difficulty breathing, hypotension, or shock) subsequent to egg ingestion
may be at an enhanced risk of immediate-type hypersensitivity reactions after receiving M-M-R II vaccine
.The potential risks and known benefits should be evaluated before considering vaccination in these
individuals.
5.3 Thrombocytopenia
Transient thrombocytopenia has been reported within 4-6 weeks following vaccination with measles,
mumps and rubella vaccine. Carefully evaluate the potential risk and benefit of vaccination in children
with thrombocytopenia or in those who experienced thrombocytopenia after vaccination with a previous
dose of measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine {6-8} [see Adverse Reactions (6)].
5.4 Immune Globulins and Transfusions
Immune Globulins (IG) and other blood products should not be given concurrently with M-M-R II [see
Drug Interactions (7.2)]. These products may contain antibodies that interfere with vaccine virus
replication and decrease the expected immune response.
The ACIP has specific recommendations for intervals between administration of antibody containing
products and live virus vaccines.
6 ADVERSE REACTIONS
The following adverse reactions include those identified during clinical trials or reported during post approval use of M-M-R II vaccine or its individual components.
Body as a Whole
Panniculitis; atypical measles; fever; syncope; headache; dizziness; malaise; irritability.
Cardiovascular System
Vasculitis.
Digestive System
Pancreatitis; diarrhea; vomiting; parotitis; nausea.
Hematologic and Lymphatic Systems
Thrombocytopenia; purpura; regional lymphadenopathy; leukocytosis.
Immune System
Anaphylaxis, anaphylactoid reactions, angioedema (including peripheral or ****** edema) and
bronchial spasm.
Musculoskeletal System
Arthritis; arthralgia; myalgia.
4
Nervous System
Encephalitis; encephalopathy; measles inclusion body encephalitis (MIBE) subacute sclerosing
panencephalitis (SSPE); Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS); acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM);
transverse myelitis; febrile convulsions; afebrile convulsions or seizures; ataxia; polyneuritis;
polyneuropathy; ocular palsies; paresthesia.
Respiratory System
Pneumonia; pneumonitis; sore throat; cough; rhinitis.
Skin
Stevens-Johnson syndrome; acute hemorrhagic edema of infancy; Henoch-Schönlein purpura;
erythema multiforme; urticaria; rash; measles-like rash; pruritus; injection site reactions (pain, erythema,
swelling and vesiculation).
Special Senses — Ear
Nerve deafness; otitis media.
Special Senses — Eye
Retinitis; optic neuritis; papillitis; conjunctivitis.
Urogenital System
Epididymitis; orchitis.
Compared to females, vaccination by COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in males was associated with an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis. Doi: https://doi.org/10.1101/2021.08.12.21261955
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​Bell's Palsy After 24 Hours of mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine : The FDA recommends increased surveillance of the vaccines among larger populations. (PMID: 34336436)
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​Evaluating the relationship between myocarditis and mRNA vaccination: Expert opinion: Myocarditis may be associated with vaccination, through several biological mechanisms. (PMID: 34738500)
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­Â­Â­â€‹Use of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine After Reports of Myocarditis : The CDC has developed patient and provider education materials about myocarditis & symptoms of concern. (PMID: 34237049)
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​SARS­Â­Â­-CoV-2-Specific IgA in Vaccinated Lactating Health Care Workers: Results show that the mRNA-based vaccines induce SARS-CoV-2-specific IgA & IgG secretion in human milk. (PMID: 34427487)
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​The risk of myocarditis after receiving mRNA-based vaccines was highest after the second dose in young men. This risk should be considered in the context of COVID-19 vaccination. (PMID: 35076665)
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"Th­Â­e utilization of mRNA vaccines in the context of infectious disease has no precedent. " - Dr. Stephanie Seneff (PMID: 35436552)
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Th­­e­ most devastating neurological post-adenovector-based vaccination complication is cerebral venous sinus thrombosis which is frequently reported in females of child-bearing age. (PMID: 34719776)
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​D­Â­Â­eaths associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. The PEG antibody, an additive in cosmetics & pharmaceuticals (and a component of the vaccine), is assumed to be the main allergen. (PMID: 33895650)
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​Association of Myocarditis With BNT162b2 Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Children: The long-term risks associated with post-vaccination myocarditis remain unknown. (PMID: 34374740)
No. Veterinarians, although they're like you & me
except when it comes to toilet paper usage, are
intellectually inferior to all people, except Haitians.
It comes with a booklet. Be the life of the party with this table! "Trixie! Is that a lesbian table?!" A lesbian guest might ask, and you'll say": "It sure is Minnie! Would you like to 'eat' from it?!" and then she says: "I'm a lesbian so of course I'd like to 'eat' from it!" and you answer back: "Let's take off our tight clothes then!" and she giggles and before anyone can stop you the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein shows up with a big bag of lesbian lubrication cream and you say: "Oh no!" It's Jeffrey Epstein's ghost!" and finally the ghost exclaims: "I am the spirit of president Zachary Taylor, not Jeffrey Epstein!" and everyone starts taking their clothes back off.
THE UNITARIAN OR TROPHOBLASTIC THESIS OF CANCER by Ernst T. Krebs, Jr., Ernst T. Krebs, Sr., and Howard H. Beard

If the trophoblast cell, then, is instrinsically malignant, this malignancy should become especially apparent when the trophoblast is removed from the normal extrinsic checks and controls surrounding it in its normal canalization of pregnancy. Maximov is among those who have observed normal pregnancy trophoblast in tissue culture pari passu non-trophoblast.34 He describes as follows a tissue culture preparation of a normal rabbit embryo plus the contiguous trophoblast: "From the very first moment of their formation in vitro, the trophoblastic elements, whose function under normal conditions is to destroy, resorb, and penetrate into the uterine mucosa, attack the growing embryonic tissues. They glide between cells through the intercellular spaces, along blood vessels, gnaw large holes in epithelial sheets....Wherever they appear they dissolve, destroy and resorb everything surrounding them. The picture sometimes bears a striking resemblance to chorionepithelioma malignum. As in vitro there is no maternal tissue, the destructive tendencies of the trophoblast are directed toward the net and only available---the embryonic tissue itself. This is rapidly destroyed and totally used up for the nutrition and growth of the trophoblast."
   Maximov's description of the nutritive utilization by the trophoblast of somatic or embryonic tissue in vitro bears a striking parallelism to the following observation of Greenstein on the nutritive behavior of the cancer cell: "It is, indeed, astonishing that a tumor can thus attach itself to an organism already running downhill in negative nitrogen balance and subsequently grow at the host's further expense."
I peel your feign, jungle-love is itchy, there's nothing to gain. Pull it
away, the prison-food food tray. Laugh with me, whilst I drive your
sister mad, with the best brother-loving love that any brother-loving
sister has ever had. Toss me a bone, as I fear bein' bonelessly alone.
I'm happier to see you than a giraffe that recently jumped off the roof of the Empire State Building! I'm happier to see you than a ***** with 53 ****-issued free *****-**** coupons! I'm happier to see you than a gay homosexual in a Texaco men's room with the corpse of a giraffe that recently jumped off the roof of the Empire State Building!
Despite what historians write, Elvis did not record a cheerful album of songs to honor his grandmother who was eaten by cannibals in 1940. "She was a delicious woman with huge knockers," he said at a cannibal convention in 1962. Later, after the drugs wore off, Elvis realized his mistake and killed 4 people with a machete in a bowling alley.
With her ***** bush of Bowie-love Somaliland Iman'll brush tar me
from Zulu truck farm B to Awdal people's coöperative Zeila farm E
that's plowed under by college boy pupils uptight, vague & smarmy
Vee blah moss egg fuzz who're in dutch with sergeants in their army
who kip in canvas-wall tents & cut Pepsi cans 'cause they're jar-free
as was evil Elvis in Viva Las Vegas durin' Ann-Margret's bare safari
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