HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESCRIBING INFORMATION
These highlights do not include all the information needed to use
M-M-R II safely and effectively. See full prescribing information
for M-M-R II.
M-M-R II (Measles, Mumps, and Rubella Virus Vaccine Live)
Suspension for subcutaneous injection
Initial U.S. Approval: 1978
4 CONTRAINDICATIONS
4.1 Hypersensitivity
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with a history of hypersensitivity to any component
of the vaccine (including gelatin) {3} or who have experienced a hypersensitivity reaction following
administration of a previous dose of M-M-R II vaccine or any other measles, mumps and rubella containing vaccine. Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with a history of anaphylaxis to
neomycin [see Description (11)].
4.2 Immunosuppression
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals who are immunodeficient or immunosuppressed due
to disease or medical therapy. Measles inclusion body encephalitis {4} (MIBE), pneumonitis {5} and death
as a direct consequence of disseminated measles vaccine virus infection have been reported in
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immunocompromised individuals inadvertently vaccinated with measles-containing vaccine. In this
population, disseminated mumps and rubella vaccine virus infection have also been reported.
Do not administer M-M-R II to individuals with a family history of congenital or hereditary
immunodeficiency, until the immune competence of the potential vaccine recipient is demonstrated.
4.3 Moderate or Severe Febrile Illness
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with an active febrile illness with fever >101.3F
(>38.5C).
4.4 Active Untreated Tuberculosis
Do not administer M-M-R II vaccine to individuals with active untreated tuberculosis (TB).
4.5 Pregnancy
Do not administer M-M-R II to individuals who are pregnant or who are planning on becoming
pregnant within the next month [see Use in Specific Populations (8.1) and Patient Counseling Information
(17)].
5 WARNINGS AND PRECAUTIONS
5.1 Febrile Seizure
There is a risk of fever and associated febrile seizure in the first 2 weeks following immunization with
M-M-R II vaccine. For children who have experienced a previous febrile seizure (from any cause) and
those with a family history of febrile seizures there is a small increase in risk of febrile seizure following
receipt of M-M-R II vaccine [see Adverse Reactions (6)].
5.2 Hypersensitivity to Eggs
Individuals with a history of anaphylactic, anaphylactoid, or other immediate reactions (e.g., hives,
swelling of the mouth and throat, difficulty breathing, hypotension, or shock) subsequent to egg ingestion
may be at an enhanced risk of immediate-type hypersensitivity reactions after receiving M-M-R II vaccine
.The potential risks and known benefits should be evaluated before considering vaccination in these
individuals.
5.3 Thrombocytopenia
Transient thrombocytopenia has been reported within 4-6 weeks following vaccination with measles,
mumps and rubella vaccine. Carefully evaluate the potential risk and benefit of vaccination in children
with thrombocytopenia or in those who experienced thrombocytopenia after vaccination with a previous
dose of measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine {6-8} [see Adverse Reactions (6)].
5.4 Immune Globulins and Transfusions
Immune Globulins (IG) and other blood products should not be given concurrently with M-M-R II [see
Drug Interactions (7.2)]. These products may contain antibodies that interfere with vaccine virus
replication and decrease the expected immune response.
The ACIP has specific recommendations for intervals between administration of antibody containing
products and live virus vaccines.
6 ADVERSE REACTIONS
The following adverse reactions include those identified during clinical trials or reported during post approval use of M-M-R II vaccine or its individual components.
Body as a Whole
Panniculitis; atypical measles; fever; syncope; headache; dizziness; malaise; irritability.
Cardiovascular System
Vasculitis.
Digestive System
Pancreatitis; diarrhea; vomiting; parotitis; nausea.
Hematologic and Lymphatic Systems
Thrombocytopenia; purpura; regional lymphadenopathy; leukocytosis.
Immune System
Anaphylaxis, anaphylactoid reactions, angioedema (including peripheral or ****** edema) and
bronchial spasm.
Musculoskeletal System
Arthritis; arthralgia; myalgia.
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Nervous System
Encephalitis; encephalopathy; measles inclusion body encephalitis (MIBE) subacute sclerosing
panencephalitis (SSPE); Guillain-Barré Syndrome (GBS); acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM);
transverse myelitis; febrile convulsions; afebrile convulsions or seizures; ataxia; polyneuritis;
polyneuropathy; ocular palsies; paresthesia.
Respiratory System
Pneumonia; pneumonitis; sore throat; cough; rhinitis.
Skin
Stevens-Johnson syndrome; acute hemorrhagic edema of infancy; Henoch-Schönlein purpura;
erythema multiforme; urticaria; rash; measles-like rash; pruritus; injection site reactions (pain, erythema,
swelling and vesiculation).
Special Senses — Ear
Nerve deafness; otitis media.
Special Senses — Eye
Retinitis; optic neuritis; papillitis; conjunctivitis.
Urogenital System
Epididymitis; orchitis.

Compared to females, vaccination by COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in males was associated with an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis. Doi: https://doi.org/10.1101/2021.08.12.21261955
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​Bell's Palsy After 24 Hours of mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine : The FDA recommends increased surveillance of the vaccines among larger populations. (PMID: 34336436)
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​Evaluating the relationship between myocarditis and mRNA vaccination: Expert opinion: Myocarditis may be associated with vaccination, through several biological mechanisms. (PMID: 34738500)
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­­­​Use of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine After Reports of Myocarditis : The CDC has developed patient and provider education materials about myocarditis & symptoms of concern. (PMID: 34237049)
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​SARS­­­-CoV-2-Specific IgA in Vaccinated Lactating Health Care Workers: Results show that the mRNA-based vaccines induce SARS-CoV-2-specific IgA & IgG secretion in human milk. (PMID: 34427487)
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​The risk of myocarditis after receiving mRNA-based vaccines was highest after the second dose in young men. This risk should be considered in the context of COVID-19 vaccination. (PMID: 35076665)
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"Th­­e utilization of mRNA vaccines in the context of infectious disease has no precedent. " - Dr. Stephanie Seneff (PMID: 35436552)
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Th­­e­ most devastating neurological post-adenovector-based vaccination complication is cerebral venous sinus thrombosis which is frequently reported in females of child-bearing age. (PMID: 34719776)
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​D­­­eaths associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. The PEG antibody, an additive in cosmetics & pharmaceuticals (and a component of the vaccine), is assumed to be the main allergen. (PMID: 33895650)
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​Association of Myocarditis With BNT162b2 Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Children: The long-term risks associated with post-vaccination myocarditis remain unknown. (PMID: 34374740)

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I peel your feign, jungle-love is itchy, there's nothing to gain. Pull it
away, the prison-food food tray. Laugh with me, whilst I drive your
sister mad, with the best brother-loving love that any brother-loving
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Despite what historians write, Elvis did not record a cheerful album of songs to honor his grandmother who was eaten by cannibals in 1940. "She was a delicious woman with huge knockers," he said at a cannibal convention in 1962. Later, after the drugs wore off, Elvis realized his mistake and killed 4 people with a machete in a bowling alley.

With her ***** bush of Bowie-love Somaliland Iman'll brush tar me
from Zulu truck farm B to Awdal people's coöperative Zeila farm E
that's plowed under by college boy pupils uptight, vague & smarmy
Vee blah moss egg fuzz who're in dutch with sergeants in their army
who kip in canvas-wall tents & cut Pepsi cans 'cause they're jar-free
as was evil Elvis in Viva Las Vegas durin' Ann-Margret's bare safari

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tell many stories, some of survival as a member of Canada's most dangerous ex-lesbian biker gang and others of cliff-diving in Mexico where I was nearly killed twice. But, of course, all of my tattoos aren't about overcoming dangerous circumstances. My thigh tattoos celebrate love: the love between a virile man and a tattooed woman who almost got killed while diving off cliffs in Mexico.

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“ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴀʀʀʜᴇᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴋ.”
“ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀʀᴇ-ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴇᴅ?”
“ɴᴏ.”

"Watching Scotty Grow"
Sung by Bobby Goldsboro ‧ 1970

There he sits with a pen and a yellow pad
What a handsome lad, that's my boy
B-R-L-F-Q spells mom and dad
Well that ain't too bad, 'cause that's my boy
Well you can have your T.V. and your nightclubs
And you can have your drive-in picture show
I'll stay here with my little man near
We'll listen to the radio
Biding my time watching Scotty grow
Making a castle out of building blocks
And a cardboard box, that's my boy
Micky Mouse says it's thirteen o'clock
Well that's quite a shock, but that's my boy
In four short years I've gone from rags to riches
And what I did before that, I don't know
So let it rain on my windowpane
I got my own rainbow
And we're sitting here shining
Watching Scotty grow
Riding on daddy's shoulders off to bed
Old sleepyhead, that's my boy
Gotta have a drink of water and a story read
A teddy bear named Fred, that's my boy
What's that you say momma, come on and keep your feet warm
Well save me a place I'll be there in a minute or so
I think I'll stay right here
And say a little prayer before I go
Me and God are watching Scotty grow
Me and God are watching Scotty grow

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriter: Mac Davis

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𝐌 𝐂𝐂 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲
𝐇𝐚 𝐑𝐑 𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
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What to do if the pope dies in your double-wide trailer: (1) Remain calm. Panicking will not help. (2) Place the corpse on the floor and cover it with a rug or blanket. Do not use one that's grey! (3) Contact a local priest or bishop (if available) and inform him in English that the pope has crapped-out in your trailer (give him the trailer court's Vatican code). (4) Do not remove jewelry (or snip off a wee bit of the pope's toe, finger, earlobe, nose-tip or *****) as a souvenir or keep-sake! (5) Place a Bible under the cadaver's head instead of a pillow.

you promised to love me a lot when we got out but you didn't, not even a little bit. You felt like a woman and so did I, even though we weren't, not even a little bit. Now I'm living on the outside: lying all the time, breaking hearts, wearing cheap jewelry, throwing shoes at Salvation Army soldiers, hocking up phlegm, praying for the pope.