𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 4m

Do you like restaurant equipment? I have several crude sketches that I made of restaurant equipment yesterday. If you want to purchase them, they're fifty dollars each. I sketched a gay gym teacher also.

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 9m

Grandpa's been dead awhile, so I scooted him over to the left to make room for you. The cemetery guy said, "go ahead" so I "unmushed" grandma in the adjoining coffin "just in case."

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 2h

LONG BEFORE MEN WORE DRESSES

Just wait José! Someday your knees will buckle and you will
experience asthma and your chihuahua will succumb to dog
cramps and your sister will too and then your cousin will
double over in dog-cramp agony till nobody's
breathing on their own anymore.

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 2h

Who owns these private corporations: the Republican & Democratic parties?

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 10h

WHY I CAN'T BREAST-FEED

When I was attending college as a young student before I became a billionaire, I often wore mismatched socks to important sock conventions that my college hosted every 3 weeks. One day, as I was rubbing termites into the ground, a famous sock executive approached me with a switch-blade knife. "Give me a billion dollars or I'll knife you!" He threatened. "I'm not a billionaire yet, *******," I replied confidently like I was Mister Big ****.

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 1d

⏳ Dead ****** Winnie Mandela⏳

De-population is the edict, not just notion, of a genocide diagnostic
or of a burgeoning Nigerian democracy that's militarily enthusiastic
with countless Winnie Mandelas who're egotistical & protagonistic.

𝗣𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘴𝘬𝘺 1d

Barbie Roberts & Ken Carson

“What's for supper?” I asked my mommy who often provided food.
“Garbage! Mounds of it!” She duly replied not even remotely rude.
“Holy Moses!” I moaned havin' recently had useless surgery again.
“Shut your cake hole!” Barked she harshly like Barbie does to Ken.