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Tammy stood firm to block Kirk, whose animal lust made him
Pittsburgh's number one stud muffin. "I'm not moving till you
grease my drive shaft!" He exclaimed defiantly as Tammy
unhitched her Winnebagos in front of Agnes, her best
friend's neighbor with rabies. "Back up!" Kirk
warned. "That crazy ***** has rabies!"
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Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
MYSELF with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy
(even though they're tethered to an
automatic milking machine).
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