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It's never too late (unless you're senile) to experience intimacy with a woman of the opposite ***. Now, and for a limited time, you can attend church weddings and funerals in total comfort! Lift heavy women high over your head and throw them off bridges! It's fun! It's amazing! It's like being a super man with the largest ****** in the world! Run, jump and tumble like a Yugoslavian! Don't worry about ****! You're mega-rich with huge ******!
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LOW-NIG BOOSTER INSURANCE - Claudia, my nig's running
high. I fear that it'll get bumped off into the water as the ship
de-docks. Here, place this ***** bag under it and extend
your longer leg till your toes warm up. Got it!
People are everywhere, crashing helicopters, feeding spring rolls
to bus drivers, visiting the sisters of Internet chicks. You're nice.
You won't be lonely forever because nobody lives forever.
When poltergeists knock, open a Bible. Too morose I
mustn't be, for a girl who's a mere decade plus three.
HOW DO AMISH MEN HAVE *** IN THE DARK when they're not allowed to own light bulbs? - They're very careful and have mapped out what to do in their minds. - Are Amish women passionate when it gets dark outside? - Yes. - How do I know if I'm Amish? Is there a test that I can take or should I just wait for it to get dark outside? - Wait for it to get dark outside.
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