𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 18

𝑰 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 18

𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒂𝒈𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒘.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 18

[the gag reflex and a piece of cake]

THE ADVANTAGES OF STORING FOOD IN YOUR STOMACH
(1) Easy accessibility. It only takes 1 finger pushed down your
throat to trigger the gag reflex. (2) Fun. It's fun to puke up food.
(3) Prestige. If your employer is willing to pay you to *****
on demand then finding women to sleep
with you will be a piece of cake.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 17

Prince Jesus never said to a dying Pittsburgh liver-giver: "Swim in the Ohio River where fifty frozen Shriners shiver."

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 17

🍔 𝗠𝗬 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂: 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻, 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳-𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 17

This tattoo depicts sunset over Lake Michigan in August. See the nudists? They belong to the East Lake Michigan Nudist Colony. There's mom and aunt Gretchen. She's the one with the missing leg.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 17

MY CHIHUAHUA has gone deaf so now I'm legally required to take a comprehensive canine sign language course for 3 months in Bangor, Maine at the Deaf Dog Institute with my brother Kyle and his wife Kim.