𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 16

✂ “With women the heart argues, not the mind.” — Matthew Arnold (1822–88)

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

****** ALERT: SHY MAN BILL WYMAN WILL **** *****! He's good at it. Better than Charlie Watts drumming on gnarly pots. Faster than Carl Severinson ******* Florence Henderson.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴍᴇɢᴀ-ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ

Betty White (January 17, 1922 – December 31, 2021) ate live turtles and toads to maintain "mega-strength." Her sister, who was 78% Italian and 56% non-Italian, often chided Betty for her live turtle/toad diet. 1 day, as Betty was pulling her thong out of where thong bikini bottoms wanna go, a strange man approached her from an unlicensed live turtle-meat corporation. Betty was so hungry that she quickly ate the poor ******* raw to gain additional "mega-strength."

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

GETTING EVEN WITH MY UNCLE

WITH MUNG BEANS

I've always hated my uncle and planned for years "to get even with him." 1 day, as I was loading 50-pound sacks of mung beans into my Ferrari, I hatched a plan to knock him insensate with a sack of mung beans suspended 15 feet above his hammock. Everything went accordingly and he was knocked unconscious. There was blood everywhere.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

MY LARGE WOMAN REDUCING MECHANISM reduces large women to their original weight: six to eight pounds.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 15

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JOE BIDEN TOOK 10 TESTS PER DAY FOR 8 MONTHS TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT SENILE (not even a little bit). Jill was there and so was Hunter, each of them witnessed how well Joe did. He answered all of the questions with ease. He's very sharp, like a spinal surgeon or a Subaru mechanic.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 14

DO YOU KNOW TOM ******?

A little bit. When was the last time you saw him? A little while
ago. You were in the front of the jet plane? Yes. And where
was Tom? He was sitting mid-jet. Now cut that out!!!