OUR LOVE is sexier than a large balloon above Lake Michigan on a cloudy day; sexier than a billion pairs of night-goggles in a truck speeding to Cuba with special "wing fins" that allow it to travel upon sea water with ease; sexier than two ex-lesbians French-kissing each other in a non-romantic way in an ambulance on its way to Michigan.

Rick, Heath, Don & Harley, in 1999 during their "Ode to Prince Lucifer Tour." The band had recently suffered through several bouts of common venereal diseases: gonorrhea, syphilis & the severe chlamydia that Rick & Heath had contracted from Big Bill Clinton.

Catch a ship, one that won't tipple
Get a grip, one that's metagrippal
Poison without sincere apology
**** as a practitioner of cancrology
Steel yourself to the futility of frustration
And feel the freeze of useless cryo-ablation
Have cannibals taught us nothing?
Nothing that McDonald's hasn't disproven
Over a Happy Meal, Ronald
preaches the word of Lord Jesus
Honesty was the policy of Murray Humphreys
Let us sway beneath the palms
Sing of Christ through hymns & psalms
On the backs of Jews we exploit their good will
Tricking them into paying for everything