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Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
๐— ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—™ with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even
though they're tethered to automatic milking machines).

Fairy Terry Jones died for the good of all trollops because Heaven's
horrid at its north peak because sea snails freeze in an Arctic creek.
Terry Jones is dead & 1 fewer Terence is good because the world is
colder at the northern peak where no slush melts in an Arctic creek.
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