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Just wait Josรฉ! Someday your knees will buckle and
you will experience asthma and your chihuahua
will succumb to dog cramps and your sister
will too and then your cousin will double
over in dog-cramp agony till nobody's
breathing on their own anymore.
Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
๐— ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—™ with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even
though they're tethered to automatic milking machines).

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