𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 8

Fairy Terry Jones died for the good of all trollops because Heaven's
horrid at its north peak because sea snails freeze in an Arctic creek.
Terry Jones is dead & 1 fewer Terence is good because the world is
colder at the northern peak where no slush melts in an Arctic creek.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 8

🇱🇮🇻🇮🇳🇬 🇼🇮🇹🇭 🇨🇴🇳🇸🇹🇦🇳🇹 🇳🇺🇩🇮🇹🇾 🇦🇳🇩 🇳🇦🇰🇪🇩🇳🇪🇸🇸

is not unusual for nudists who believe in ****** in all its forms. Nudists drink coffee without clothes on and scale fish the same way. Even helicopter pilots who are nudists enjoy crashing into mountains and dying horrific deaths with no clothes on.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 7

In a bowling alley a few years ago I found a wallet that was full of money, just not enough money to open a bowling alley across the street to drive the ******* who own this bowling alley out of business.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 7

“𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚-𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀...” ~ 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝗵 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘇 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗴'𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗺 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔 (𝟭𝟵𝟮𝟳)

Yes, it's Joh, not John.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 6

Can't we hate each other like normal people do? I want to be normal. I want to hate you. This is why gun safety is so important.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 6

Gee Dan!

Your groin is awfully thick today! What's your secret?! Webco's Groin-Thickener Paste! Lubricate your groin with this stuff and pagan women will be all over you like stink on ****! Is it really that effective? I'll say! 2 weeks ago my groin was thin, due to old age, and I was depressed about it, then my mail man offered me a sample tube of Webco's paste and he even applied it to my groin for me. Now, look! Thicker than buck teeth in a Japanese general's mouth! Wow! May I apply the paste to you groin? Sure. Go ahead. Let me remove these underpants.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Jan 5

“𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨?” ~ 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐞, “𝐓𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞”