COULD IT BE A KELTIC RELIC FROM AN ANCIENT PEA-GREEN SEA? It was in queen Lizzie's cellar for 500 years before it disappeared. WHAT WAS IT? It weighed 9,000 tons and couldn't even be lifted by 20,000 godless Egyptians. It was a gift from Elohim for modern corporators & syndicators who butchered crocodilians & alligators. It stumped the choppers and chopped the stumpers. It came with fenders and chromium bumpers. It made the king sad and fair maidens service men who were eternally bad. It was everything, yet nothing at all as it grew less popular than Sears in Sarasota Mall. WHAT WAS IT ANYWAY, this thing that made gay men pay? Who can say?

I like your Pygmy elbows & your tiny Pygmy face & how you bend
over invitingly with experienced Pygmy sodomites at Pygmy ******
so that inexperienced, virginal Pygmy girls do not feel out of place.

"𝗔 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟮𝟱𝟬-𝟯𝟬𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗮 𝟵𝟱% 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘀, 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹." — 𝗧𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗖.𝗡.𝗡., 𝗮𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝑴𝒄𝑨𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓, 𝟲/𝟵𝟲
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"𝗜𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨.𝗦.𝗔. 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟴, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵." -- 𝗗𝗿. 𝗩𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗯𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝙏𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙞 𝙅𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟴.

When I was young I thunk Chicklet was quite the sassy, saucy dish:
double stitching ******, stripping for money, eating discounted fish
and majoring in alcoholics while imitating crapped-out Lillian Gish
******* on Easter portraits to the wall as that was her Easter wish.