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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
โ€œ๐–๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ?โ€ ~ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ข๐ž, โ€œ๐“๐ž๐ž๐ง๐š๐ ๐ž ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐žโ€

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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
โ€œ๐ƒ๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ ๐š๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฉ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ž ๐ญ๐š๐ฉ๐ž! ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ '๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐š๐ ๐Ÿ’ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ฌ!โ€ ๐Š๐š๐ญ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐œ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ.

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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
๐Ž๐ก ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐‘๐จ๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ! ๐ˆ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž๐ ๐‰๐จ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐ข. ๐‡๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐.

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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
NIG & GLORIA FIND JESUS
Young Nig Termite held back laughter as his bride Gloria Cronkite unhitched 3 horses from the coach. "There Nig, I hope you're happy now. I nearly perforated my ***** reaching up so high," she whined. "That'll make things easier for me tonight in our marital bed: just you, me and 2 hobos," Nig replied. "Two hobos?" Gloria questioned. "Why two?" Nig thought a moment: "Because we agreed two was plenty."
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
I'm not taking my clothes off till you can prove to me and my cousin that you're a real gynecologist! Challenge accepted! Alright. Here, please accept this knock-out drug. Okay.

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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
THE SHEILA MOON GLOW STORY
When Sheila Moon Glow was twenty-seven she had a large wart
removed from her brother's nose. The money that it cost came
indirectly from the Sheila Moon Glow Endowment for the
Arts. After a brief recovery her brother went on
to develop several other warts on his
****. Sheila made available money
to have them frozen off.
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’“๐’๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’Œ๐’š Dec 2024
Old people can't live without 10% discounts. That's what kills them: the denial of 10%. Before I die I want 10% off: a little off each foot & 1% off the ***.

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