I like your Pygmy elbows & your tiny Pygmy face & how you bend
over invitingly with experienced Pygmy sodomites at Pygmy ******
so that inexperienced, virginal Pygmy girls do not feel out of place.

"𝗔 𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟮𝟱𝟬-𝟯𝟬𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲, 𝗮 𝟵𝟱% 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘀, 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹." — 𝗧𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗖.𝗡.𝗡., 𝗮𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝑴𝒄𝑨𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓, 𝟲/𝟵𝟲
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"𝗜𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨.𝗦.𝗔. 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟴, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵." -- 𝗗𝗿. 𝗩𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗯𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝙏𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙞 𝙅𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘽𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟴.

When I was young I thunk Chicklet was quite the sassy, saucy dish:
double stitching ******, stripping for money, eating discounted fish
and majoring in alcoholics while imitating crapped-out Lillian Gish
******* on Easter portraits to the wall as that was her Easter wish.

Young Nig Termite held back laughter as his bride Gloria Cronkite unhitched 3 horses from the coach. "There Nig, I hope you're happy now. I nearly perforated my ***** reaching up so high," she whined. "That'll make things easier for me tonight in our marital bed: just you, me and 2 hobos," Nig replied. "Two hobos?" Gloria questioned. "Why two?" Nig thought a moment: "Because we agreed two was plenty."