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𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

I'm not taking my clothes off till you can prove to me and my cousin that you're a real gynecologist! Challenge accepted! Alright. Here, please accept this knock-out drug. Okay.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

THE SHEILA MOON GLOW STORY

When Sheila Moon Glow was twenty-seven she had a large wart
removed from her brother's nose. The money that it cost came
indirectly from the Sheila Moon Glow Endowment for the
Arts. After a brief recovery her brother went on
to develop several other warts on his
****. Sheila made available money
to have them frozen off.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

Old people can't live without 10% discounts. That's what kills them: the denial of 10%. Before I die I want 10% off: a little off each foot & 1% off the ***.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

Can't we hate each other like normal people do? I want to be normal. I want to hate you. This is why gun safety is so important.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

EARTH IS OUR MOTHER!

Do you strip mine your mother and build roller coasters on her? Do you build ***** houses on her and hire prostitutes to have *** inside her? Do you cremate executives from General Motors and throw their ashes on her? No! No! No! Start treating Earth like you treat your mother or else!!!

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

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THREE ADVANTAGES OF STORING FOOD IN YOUR STOMACH (1) Easy accessibility. It only takes 1 finger pushed down your throat to trigger the gag reflex. (2) Fun. It's fun to puke up food. (3) Prestige.
If your employer is willing to pay you to ***** on demand then
finding women to sleep with you will be a piece of cake.

𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒚 Dec 2024

Betty lost her nose in a bowling accident when she was 38 and spent 15 years after that lecturing in bowling alleys in 45 countries about bowling with nose-protection.