CALM RUSE??? JUST FOR YOU! THE ULTIMATE
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME! FOR SALE:
dozens of photographs of ****** Tom
Cruise including up-close ones of
his left knee, a peek at his
lower ******* from Zena
Beach and, for hard-core
collectors only, 3 ounces of
runny puke (cottage
cheese covered in
natural muco-
pus) from a
movie set.

the powerful energy of her ***** with a tightly-cinched brassier
from Russia. "Here, let me bind your ******* in this Soviet-era bra!"
Her Georgian granny exclaimed while gerbils burrowed into
Hillary's brain like dust mites in a gay-rights parade.

I frequently eat noodles with a fork when I'm forking around
with a bowl of pork, fresh from a pig, a lifeless pig, a pig
of no consequence, a swine with no name. Oh Monster
Rogers! I never liked Joe Negri. He made
my grandmother's *** tired.

It's expensive to eat the right things because the wrongs things are
subsidized. Men can't beget children with men therefore a marriage
of father & son is a glorious celebration of homosexual love that
everyone must accept. (Claim the hotness of heated rust buckets!)