that his toilet won't flush because it's clogged with hundred-dollar bills that he uses as toilet paper. He has so much money that he throws it out the window after using it as toilet paper because his toilet is clogged.

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Nig McJanuary took his aunt's hand and placed it in the oven. “She
was a good woman whose hand will supply a delicious treat for my
23 frogs.” Several scary years after that Nig was accused of being a
“blasphemous pervert” by a gay Catholic bishop who was drunk on
marijuana. Nig began to hate marijuana a lot because he was so sad
that the bishop was his dad and so 1 Wednesday, while his 7 hyper-
fat step-sisters were having harmless abortions, Nig bent a steel bar
with his green front teeth to impress a dentist who turned into a gay
homosexual right in front of everybody who was there in the bright
waiting-room having their front teeth harmlessly extracted and then
the dentist violently exploded because he was torn between 2 queer
lovers from Algeria or some other ****-hole place where morons eat
mice, fleas, Cheerios & frog rectums for breakfast, lunch & supper.