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โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ Will veterinarian-approved treatments prolong my dog's suffering? Yes, veterinarians are like you and me except they are forbidden to use toilet paper by law, so instead they simply jump into Lake Michigan after each bowel movement. Can a veterinarian have *** with a woman? No, veterinarians are unable to do that. If I marry a veterinarian, what will our children look like? Dogs. Will a veterinarian ever be the president of Urugay? No. Veterinarians, although they're like you & me except when it comes to toilet paper usage, are intellectually inferior to all people, except Haitians. โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ
Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
๐— ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—™ with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even
though they're tethered to automatic milking machines).
When Sheila Moon Glow was twenty-seven she had a large wart
removed from her brother's nose. The money that it cost came
indirectly from the Sheila Moon Glow Endowment for the
Arts. After a brief recovery her brother went on to
develop several other warts on his ****. Sheila
made available money to have them frozen off.
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