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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 7
Let us hold sacred the dear memory of the beloved songstress Mฤƒlina Olinescu as we decry her high-wire finale. (Mฤƒlina Olinescu, 29 January 1974 โ€“ 12 December 2011)

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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
I dreamed that I was married to Irwin Shaw last night. Don't you mean Irwin Allen? Who's he? He made ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ. Oh yeah, he's the guy. Who's Irwin Shaw then? He wrote ๐˜™๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฏ, ๐˜—๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฏ.

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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
Not so fast Beatle number seven! You'll never make it to Heaven that way!

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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
TRACES OF PIRATE RACES on Dominican faces today debases the wrongful death lawsuit cases that F. Lee Bailey took from beheaded sous chef to eviscerated fry-cook.

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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
If your legs were garden hoses and your eyes were potato eyes and your ears were ears of corn and your nose was a school bus and your thighs were 2 Model T Fords, I'd still love you, just in a bigger bed.

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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
Teaching my trash to swim.
Swim plastic, 6-pack beer-can binder!!!
**** a dolphin in my name!!!
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๐—ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ Dec 6
Steve Martin's right about the **** museum. They got some great **** there. I bet that crap's worth a lot of money too.

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