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Till yesterday I kept my scary spellings to myselff (like spelling
๐— ๐—ฌ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—™ with two effs). Now (now that I'm a new woman)
I can express myself freely like cows do at a dairy (even
though they're tethered to automatic milking machines).
When Sheila Moon Glow was twenty-seven she had a large wart
removed from her brother's nose. The money that it cost came
indirectly from the Sheila Moon Glow Endowment for the
Arts. After a brief recovery her brother went on to
develop several other warts on his ****. Sheila
made available money to have them frozen off.
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