𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ - Hello Poetry

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

Not so fast Beatle number seven! You'll never make it to Heaven that way!

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

TRACES OF PIRATE RACES on Dominican faces today debases the wrongful death lawsuit cases that F. Lee Bailey took from beheaded sous chef to eviscerated fry-cook.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

If your legs were garden hoses and your eyes were potato eyes and your ears were ears of corn and your nose was a school bus and your thighs were 2 Model T Fords, I'd still love you, just in a bigger bed.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

Teaching my trash to swim.

Swim plastic, 6-pack beer-can binder!!!
**** a dolphin in my name!!!

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

Steve Martin's right about the **** museum. They got some great **** there. I bet that crap's worth a lot of money too.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

In high school I nearly killed the janitor when I mistakenly punched him in the throat, thinking he was a math teacher.

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𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚊 Ｂｅｒｌｉｎｓｋｙ Dec 2024

It's okay

Granny left me
more money
than you be-
cause she loved
me a lot, that
much is true.
Mama left me
big money, 300
million more than
she left you, be-
cause she loved
me like crazy, we
both know that
it's true

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