𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 30

ℒℯ𝓉 𝓊𝓈 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ ℯ𝒶𝒸𝒽 ℴ𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝓇𝓊ℯ-𝒷𝓁𝓊ℯ 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓈 𝒹ℴ.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 30

She was a lovely woman with large knobs that could tell you
how fast the wind was blowing when we were cruising on
my dad's 300-million-dollar yacht. Anyway, she was in
love with my cousin Jamaal who was of ***** descent.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 30

"There is no law making you liable to pay income tax." — Congressman John Ensign of Nevada answering a constituent's question

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 29

FREE POISON SNAKE! He has killed before and he will **** again! Makes a great Christmas gift!

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 29

☕☕☕☕☕ Jumbled Jungle-Love

I peel your feign, jungle-love is itchy, there's nothing
to gain. Pull it away, the prison-food food tray.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 29

But I always carry an extra one to accommodate my horrific bigness. One day I got it stuck in a small pocket for 54 minutes till it drained down to a solid foot. I blame God.