When Donna Douglas met Max Baer she was a dumb teenager with big moles on her rear end. Max was very kind and asked if she'd like to go on a picnic to which she said yes. Once on the picnic grounds, Max exhibited his mega-strength by lifting a dead squirrel high above his head before throwing it off a cliff. Donna was moist from her girly desire to possess Max's muscular body in bed or at a truck-stop and he knew it. That night they made passionate love on a lawn chair that was discarded by Buddy Ebsen 3 weeks before because it was shaky.

THE STORY OF ED ASNER'S **** NIGHT WITH HIS COUSIN was not meant to be published in a newspaper because Ed was a private guy who never wanted to drag his cousin's good name into a scandal, but it was too late because everyone who wasn't blind was reading about that **** night between Ed and his cousin. "What's this world coming to?" Ed's cousin asked a concerned Walmart greeter who just shook his head in a defeated way that made 3 Siamese triplets ***** copiously on each other till the floor in front of cash register 7 was so slippery that it took 3 gay Walmart employees with new mops an hour to clean up.

Fairy Terry Jones died for the good of all trollops because Heaven's
horrid at its north peak because sea snails freeze in an Arctic creek.
Terry Jones is dead & 1 fewer Terence is good because the world is
colder at the northern peak where no slush melts in an Arctic creek.