𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 25

ALL YOU DO IS LIE! What happened to our trip to Toronto to see where your grandmother was crushed to death in an avalanche? Another false promise! You never take me anywhere!

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 25

When you saw the fungus in the dentist's ear you didn't puke up your guts in mortal fear, you took a knife and cleaned it out because that's what being a good dental patient is all about.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 24

"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭." -- 𝐑𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 24

BEING CHASED BY A NUDIST - Quick! Into the thorn bushes! He can't get us there because he's a nudist!

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 24

STAR TRACK, THE SPINAL **** TIER

Well, who are they? Naked women who don't care what you think. Can they be rounded up and put in cages? Yes, but before that's done let's speak with them. They can talk? Maybe. Here, let's ask the one with large ******* to say something. Okay. You there, *******, what's your name? My name is Crumtar from beyond the second Antarctic ice ring. My mission is to castrate all American men. Maybe we should talk to the chick with medium *******? Good idea.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 24

Nudists are on the beach now, being ****. Other people, with clothes on, can see them and are able to identify who's a woman and who isn't. It's not science fiction. Even folks with no student-loan debt can play.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 24

NEVER **** A WREN!

With ten billion times more passion than 45 million Negroes begging for Froot Loops in the unemployment line, I kissed you in Brunswick, Georgia a lot for 3 minutes. Nobody knows that the longing in my heart can destroy a normal woman in 10 seconds like she's horribly stupid or something.