"Dear Lover," Debbie whispered through a feeding-tube, "one day we'll make love in a motel room in France a lot." Suddenly, like a miracle, Kyle's eyes flew open like a helicopter stalling out over the Teton Dam. "Oh Kyle! God does grant prayer requests!" Debbie exclaimed like she was Kammy Harris opening a bag of new knee pads. Debbie, why are you crying? My mother was just eaten by cannibal Pygmies. Oh, is she going to be alright? Yes, I think so. Mom? Are you okay? Yes darling. I'm just a little sore.

is a large *****. They live in a house in the non-***** section of a large ***** city. 1 day, as my sister was popping her nut, Jamaal (her husband) was tuning his guitar because he could tune a guitar but he couldn't tuna fish.

FACTS: Actor Bud Jamison (1895--1944), who appeared with the Three Stooges in the comedy short "Disorder in the Court," was the lead singer for the Rolling Stones. David Bowie is the father of Alex Jones. The water from young cocoanuts is a human blood substitute. Over a period of several years a man born with the name Leslie Lynch King, Jr. served as vice president and then as president of the United States BEFORE running for the office of president and LOSING the general election.