Can chicken soup keep my prostate from exploding? Jesus! I don't even have a prostate gland but if I did I'd eat chicken soup by the barrelful to keep it from blowing up. What about unemployment and joblessness? Should I keep a mechanical prostate nearby just in case? These are just 3 questions of 22 questions that keep me awake when I'm not asleep. To learn more, read a book or enhance your brain with brain-enhancing drugs while enjoying 20%-off on any item from Walmart while supplies last or until Walmart becomes a F.E.M.A. guillotine encampment.

Our romance was like an apple tree in an avalanche with artificial monkeys in it. We kissed too soon at your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us. That's why I can never look at a dead crone again with the same lust and desire.

to hike up those ratty jeans, as no one is interested in your raunchy, thread-bare, fly-blown, floral underpants. Just how many tattoos are too many? DECIDE. Cut back on the fluoridated water too as it impairs cognitive abilities & calcifies the pineal gland. Reject serums because they're preserved with mercury.