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𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 19

🐰🐰🐰 ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇx-ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. 🐔🐔

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

We kissed too soon at your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us. That's why I can never look at a dead crone again with the same lust and desire.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

Pfizer

CBC News. Pfizer to Pay $142M for Drug Fraud. 2010. Mar 26, Retrieved April 9, 2010. < http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2010/03/25/gabapentin-ubc.html?ref=rss>.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

✂ Hi, I represent Amnesiacs of America and I can't remember my name at this time.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

☕✆ I've considered having my ear lobes joined with a gold lamé chain across the nape of my neck.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

In eight years of repeated malfeasance, Pfizer has accumulated $3 billion in fines and civil penalties. (PMID: 21532766)

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Oct 18

My mother was just eaten by cannibal Pygmies. Oh, is she going to be alright? Yes, I think so. Mom? Are you okay? Yes darling. I'm just a little sore.