Betty White (January 17, 1922 – December 31, 2021) ate live turtles and toads to maintain "mega-strength." Her sister, who was 78% Italian and 56% non-Italian, often chided Betty for her live turtle/toad diet. 1 day, as Betty was pulling her thong out of where thong bikini bottoms wanna go, a strange man approached her from an unlicensed live turtle-meat corporation. Betty was so hungry that she quickly ate the poor ******* raw to gain additional "mega-strength."

Richly trip me up my Ohio mucky pup! It talks a lot in the dark, like an escaped hatchet salesman on L.S.D. It skips a heartbeat, like an escaped hatchet salesman's wife on L.S.D. It comes at me when my guard's down; when my fingers are numb in the barren Sierras; when the aborticide rate's at its highest.

Hello I'm Fred and this is my dog hospital. What do we have here? It's a dog Fred. I can ******* see that! I own a ******* dog hospital for ****'s sake! Sorry. My dog's sick. I think he swallowed a credit card. Let's have a look. Yes, I see the credit card. Should it be removed? No, we'll just leave it there forever you ******* dweeb!