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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 13
"๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป. ๐—œ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜€." -- ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป

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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 13
"fแตฃโ‚‘โ‚‘ gแตขfโ‚œ"
๐‡๐Ž๐– ๐“๐Ž ๐“๐”๐‘๐ ๐€๐ ๐Ž๐‹๐ƒ ๐‚๐€๐‘ ๐“๐ˆ๐‘๐„ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐Ž ๐€๐ ๐€๐‹๐‹๐”๐‘๐ˆ๐๐† ๐’๐„๐— ๐“๐Ž๐˜ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐„๐•๐„๐‘๐˜๐๐Ž๐ƒ๐˜ ๐“๐Ž ๐„๐๐‰๐Ž๐˜: (๐Ÿ) ๐†๐ž๐ญ ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐œ๐š๐ซ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž. ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ง ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž. ๐€๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐š๐œ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐š๐ ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฉ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฒ: "๐Œ๐š๐ฒ ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฑ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ?" (๐Ÿ) ๐‚๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐  ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐จ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ. ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐›๐ž ๐š ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฑ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ๐›๐จ๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ฃ๐จ๐ฒ! (๐Ÿ‘) ๐‘๐ฎ๐› ๐›๐š๐›๐ฒ ๐จ๐ข๐ฅ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž, ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ, ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฆ๐š๐ง. (๐Ÿ’) ๐“๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐š ๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ž ๐›๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ž. (๐Ÿ“) ๐ˆ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž. ๐๐จ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ฌ! (๐Ÿ”) ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ ๐š "๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ" ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ฃ๐จ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐œ๐š๐ซ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ž.
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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 13
ษดแด‡แดก แด„ส€แด‡แด…ษชแด› แด„แด€ส€แด… แด€แด˜แด˜สŸษชแด„แด€แด›ษชแดษด Qแดœแด‡๊œฑแด›ษชแดษด๊œฑ:
Are you 115 years old and not ready to die yet? Are you a devil
worshiper who suffers from frequent nose-bleeds? Can you lift
200 pounds without herniating yourself? Do you want a
police man to father your child but you just can't think
about it without triggering your gag reflex? If you
answered YES to these questions then you are ready
to take on the responsibilities of crushing credit card debt.
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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 13
From the schizophrenic weather forecast channel: There's a swath of low depression over the mid-Atlantic region and millions of people will lose power, shoot themselves and die.

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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 12
LIFTING GRANNY HIGH OVERHEAD AND THROWING HER OFF THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING is wrong and probably illegal.

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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 12
...the sign of ******
vagitarius: Ill-defined term, possibly referring to the zodiac
in some way , a contraction of ****** + sagitarius, a woman
born under the sign of ******? A lesbian from birth?
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๐š‚๐šž๐šฃ๐šข ๐™ฑ๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š”๐šข Sep 12
If my Siamese twin were Lizzie Borden I'd be very nice to her because she could **** me with a hatchet while I was taking a bath or buying a lottery ticket.

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