𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

I took a shower. When the last hurricane tore through we lost power, the lights went out and for 2 minutes I didn't know what I was washing.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

Google's "cancrum oris" image file jolts me back to reality. This is the Earthen hell we well-fed Westerners needn't fear.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

NO SOUND NEED

FOR LOW GROUND-SPEED

SONGS THAT MAKE US SHAKE OUR BOOTIES AND BOOGIE
are gifts from God sent down from heaven, Disco Heaven: where
angels boogie all night because they got Saturday night fever
and their ***** are smoother than strawberry jam
coating a frozen mirror on Pygmy Day.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

I couldn't bear to have you over for Christmas after my brother and his gay lover were eaten by cannibal Pygmies on the side porch. I was so despondent that I didn't want to look at fish rectums for a week.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

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𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 9

Gynecologists can tell who's a woman and who isn't just by looking. They're experts on that stuff.

𝚂𝚞𝚣𝚢 𝙱𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚔𝚢 Sep 8

Steve Martin's right about the **** museum. They got some great **** there. I bet that crap's worth a lot of money too.