𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 8h

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AN ENCOUNTER WITH JESUS or THE GHETTO *** WITH THE GOLDEN HEART - Latrina loved the closeness of men and that's why she went to *** University. One night, as she was "on the job," a young **** approached her with a smile that showed the most beautiful dentures in the world. "Your teeth look like God made them," Latrina said while lifting her nay-nays up higher than her eyeballs to show the **** how nice they were. "How would you like to have teeth like I got?" He asked sincerely like he was the pope or something. "I would but I'm just a *** and I don't have enough money," she replied sorrily. "Here," he said, like a man with 3 ****-cheeks, "take my teeth." Later, she saw Jesus in a dream and He was toothless.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 11h

FREE KICK-*** KUNG FU LESSONS!

Kick gangster- and homie-*** the easy way! Do you deplore violence?
Me too. But when a homie comes all up in your face, you got to
take him out and the easiest way is with ghetto-adapted Kung
Fu. Now (and till later), I'm offering free Kung Fu lessons in
Motel 6 by I-95 (room 27 where Big Bob & Tina were stay-
ing). Come early and receive a free demonstration!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 12h

I ****, just for the thrill.

The wrong pill will make you ill.
Tammy died for Tommy's sins.
It ain't a catfish without the catfish fins.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 20h

THE STRING BIKINI MISHAP

I was vacationing on the Riviera with my trillionaire buddies when
my string bikini bra string snapped causing my left breast to pop
out in the King of Oman's face. Of course, I apologized pro-
fusely. Later, the same thing happened to my string bikini
*******, temporarily blinding several truck drivers.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 1d

John Travolta was a total hunk when he was young, before he flamed out; before his girlfriend got eaten by Lithuanian cannibals.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 1d

But Yeshua said to them, “Let the children come to me and do not forbid them, for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these.” — Aramaic Bible in Plain English, Matthew 19:14

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 1d

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚜. ~ 𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚑 𝟻:𝟷𝟸