Kick gangster- and homie-*** the easy way! Do you deplore violence? Me too. But when a homie comes all up in your face, you got to take him out and the easiest way is with ghetto-adapted Kung Fu. Now (and till later), I'm offering free Kung Fu lessons in Motel 6 by I-95 (room 27 where Big Bob & Tina were staying). Come early and receive a free demonstration!