𝗯𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗱 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲
𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲
𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗼'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗰𝗮𝗿
𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 & 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿

I have groin-itch but I won't have it for long, not while I have Brillo
Pads handy to relieve my itchy **** in a matter of seconds. Ahhhh!
That's so much better! Soon my **** itch'll be nothing but a distant
memory like my grandmother. Oh boy! Now I can run & jump on a
******* like no pimps are around without the aggravating itching.

“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵—𝗜𝘁'𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼
𝗱𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀—𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴.”
   “𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴!”
   “𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆
𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗺.”

“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵—𝗜𝘁'𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼
𝗱𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀—𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴.”
   “𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴!”
   “𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆
𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗺.”

“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘆'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵—𝗜𝘁'𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼
𝗱𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀—𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴.”
   “𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗴!”
   “𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆
𝘃𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗼𝗺.”