No use moaning
get out the roaring
good morning
dont feel daunted
this day is not haunted
jump at it singing swinging
There you go,
don't be afraid to lose your step
that's part of the routine
dance on - you brave soul - you.

The only thing that worries me about nuclear war is the possibility of living through it.

Next week is

"don't floss week,
it's the face your flaws week"

Invite friends and family to
take *** shots at ya!

Treasure their contribution and please, no retribution.

Don't fear to face your flaws
they are not fleas.

The drunk concert pianist                       A beautiful Japanese chauffeur
can't quite direct his manhood.              can't believe her luck.
Even his famous fingers                          He is her late father's        
are of no help.                                            idol.                        
                                
                    
 He sends her flowers and says
sorry.                                                           She is fired the next day.

His bruised manhood Willed him to the stage,he was not Smithen with the joke, he let rip on another bro.
The audience clapped and his ego
danced - moments later it tore him
to pieces with regret. I too should
slow time down before pressing
the upset button. Regret tastes
like crude oil mixed with rusted nails.

Don't sing if you want to live long
They have no use for your song
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead
You're dead and outta this world
You'll never get a second chance
Plan all your moves in advance
Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead
Stay dead and outta this world
Run fast don't stand in the sun
There's too much work to be done
You're down, you're down, you're down
Youre down and outta this world
Don't ever talk with your eyes
Be sure that you compromise
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead
You're dead and outta this world
Hear the unloved weeping like rain
Guard your sleep from the sound of their pain
Long gone, long gone, long gone
Long gone and outta this world
When you smile and it tears your face
It's time for the inhuman race
You're down, you're down, you're down
You're down and outta this world
Now your hope and compassion is gone
You've sold out your dream to the world
Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead
You're dead and outta this world

Toil to oil