He was my treasure-tier **** dessert
My dapper chocotacular dreamboat
My smoldering Romeo
My stallion-grade sensation
My stellartastic star-kissed sauce daddy
My cosmic constellation
My majestic, elegant romancer
His machomagical masterpiece
Was beardiful poetry to marvel at
My premium dreaminess
My walking galaxy of enrapturing art
Splashadocious from head to toe
He had my whole existence buzzing
Beard as lush as a royal forest
A warm, gorgeous fortress
Rugged and delectable
Billionaire beard
His eyes, earthy luminescent gems
Sunrise scotch-glow spheres
Bourbon-drenched brilliance
Machodelicious caramel portals
Overflowing with insurmountable delight
His soul-stealingly bewitching beauty
Was a map to my queer desires
Wild, unrivaled, and so much alive
His presence was top-notch spotlights
And electrifying city lights
Shining in my sight
His saucy, five-star hotness
Was my block party
Of unforgettable adventure
My sizzle-smooth sweetness
My seducta-stunning hunk
Catching my breath
Holding it hostage
Blissing me out entirely