I yearned to reserve a luxury room
Inside his well-groomed beard
Cherish it like a Chris Breezy concert
Caress it like stellar velvet curtains
Marvel at it like it was the hottest masterpiece
On the block that captured my heart

His beard was my GPS
My top-flight kryptonite
That had me flying high
My personal username and password
Stored in my queer core

My Black Card membership
My private Wi-Fi
My VIP resort only
My recipe of ecstasy
The CEO of my gay soul

My safe space
My gay playground
His beard had its own enchanting mansion
Filled with picturesque scenery
A treasure trove of premium-grade poetry
His beard came alive all night long in my gay dreams
His beard was the velvet truth I was bound to

My beardalicious boss with exclusive hood smoothness
I’d take PTO just to compose
Mind-blowing poetry about his beardiful universe
His beard was a whole smoking-hot suite
Of top-notch masculine excellence

Beard game strong AF
Sauce game a deluxe succulent combo meal
His beard made my nation stand still
My gay heart race
My mind, body, and soul

Ready to upgrade to a beard retirement plan
To luxuriate in his dreamy, tasty greatness
His beard was a forever pleasure showstopper
Dope enough to give me one helluva rush
Beard so powerful, I was vibing
On his awe-striking desirableness

Beard so iconic, it had my queer heart from the start
Beard so rich, it was certified royalty
Hotter than radioactive volcanoes
And bold, spicy jalapenos
I’d sign a lifetime lease to live inside his spectacular beard

I swooned at the depth
And strength of his ****, treasured masterpiece
Each curve set to stir my queer world
I dreamed of melting into his robust pecs
Caressing the incredible surface

Kissing his delectable geometry
Worshipping the sculpted expanse
Of his heavenly trigonometry
Sipping slow from the champagne
Of his desirable man fire

Spinning through the Milky Way
Of his top-notch macho hotness
Shackled to the chains of his daddy kingdom
Spellbound by the baritone thunder in his voice
Drenched in the rainfall
Of his untamed hunkalicious charm

Lost in the art gallery of his
Swagtacular passion in masculine motion
Muscles like majestic mountains
That I pined to climb
Bround, bountiful, and mesmerizing

His chest radiated insurmountable power
Luxurious allure and gorgeous contours
I could stare forever at his addictive, magnificent pecs
I imagined caressing every inch
Mapping every angle

His macho chest was the supernova of my gay dreams
He had me locked away
In the heatwave prison of his heavenly beauty
I could get high forever
On the hurricane flame of his gangsta monster game

His broad chest consumed
My every homosexual thought
His robust chest sculpted to perfection
An impressive monument to marvel at
Rugged, commanding, and untouchable
Every curve set my queer world on fire

I longed to embrace the horizon of his hypnotic pecs
Explore endlessly, etch my name
On the surface of his crash-hot chest
Treasure every magical moment
With my hands glued to his mountain of muscle

His chest was my temple of sensual pleasure
I hankered to bury my face
In his desirable masculine paradise
Feel my gay fantasies erupt
Become so madly in love with him
Swooning over him like crazy
Such regal strength that lived rent-free
In the hallways of my mind

I imagined tracing his thick, exquisite, and
Glistening beard like fine china
Like dreamy, spinning chandeliers
Getting stranded in every stunning strand
Such a masterpiece of mantastic magic in motion

His beard game was next-level enchantment
I dreamed of worshipping every inch
Of his beardtacular empire
I got weak fantasizing about my lips
Tangled in his desirable man scruff

His ****** hair was the incomparable symphony
Of my gay heart that had me locked in him
Meandering through the picturesque valleys
Of his staggering attractiveness

His beard was a gigantic galaxy
I craved to get lost in
Thick, infinite, and handsome
Cosmic masculine hotness
Every strand radiant and enchanting

His ****** forest was so extraordinarily spectacular
I could float forever in the full freshness
Of his top-flight certified beard
Marvel at his unstoppable, phenomenal charm
Rugged, seductive, and kingly

It ignited my life and dreams
My gay heart hankered for it
His beard was a sculpture
Of attention-grabbing temptation
A grand canvas of high-powered desire
Resplendent with infinite swagger and superb alpha art
A landscape of exhilarating greatness I couldn’t resist

It ruled my gay fantasies
Had my mouth watering
Had me weak in the knees
My head spinning like crazy
Mapping every inch of his magnificence
Surrendering to his confidence, dominance, and
Unprecedented excellence

I drowned in his astoundingly
Dreamy enchantingness
Fully submerged in the spell
Of his jaw-dropping enchantment
His dream-lit deliciousness

I cherished his robust frame
Of next-level sultry strength
Phenomenal trigonometry
Line, angles, and immaculate curves
So slick they kept me mad lit

He flexed prepossessing geometry
Sun-kissed sizzling symmetry
His abs, straight-up attention-snatching algebra
Each one a daddylicious equation
I greatly craved to solve

He was my mathematical man candy
My tender trigonometric treasure
My charming Calculus loverman
So freshalicious and man-nificent
His succulent structure shimmered like algebra
His beard, a seamless equation of dreamy greatness

He made me feel soft like a rose
Wrapped in his macho embrace
I was too gay to the max for him
Gay beyond the limits of logic
Beyond the boundaries of biology
Beyond the laws of gay physics