" e're you alright ger?"
" you've gone a bit green?"
( tell me I'm imagining this
And it's all been a dream)
So far my thoughts on this trip
Remain to be seen
" well I'm off for a pint then
If you're sure you're ok?"
Nota terribly romantic start
To the perfect day!
He lurches down the deck
In his trainers and his coat
Eagerly intent on tipping
Draught bass down his throat
I wander around the boat a bit
To **** a little time
Hoping later on....
There would be candlelight and wine
But I was disappointed
For later on he said
"We'll use the cafeteria co's its cheaper there instead!
We sit down to eat our meal
On this unsteady vessel
Whilst watching you devour
You're favourite fry up special
I've ordered mackerel salad
Oh well when in doubt!
Watching as you stuff black currant.cheesecake in you're mouth....
" never mind luv.. don't you worry"
" tomorrow I'll treat you to a ruby Murray"( curry)
Later we wandered around the duty free
And into the perfume shop
" it is our honeymoon " l say..
" or had you forgot?"
Then in you're loudest voice you shout...
For all the world to hear
" I'll a've that little bottle there
If it's not too dear?"
" happy now? You said
With that stupid grin
Direct me to the nearest hole
That I can bury myself in!!!!!arghhh....