Mr Haiku: Poems

Sleep Talking

Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Sleep Talking

Methyl methyl why?
Why did I say this at night?
I sleep talk a lot.

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Snoopy

Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Snoopy

We both love Snoopy.
He is a really good dog.
Good grief Charlie Brown!

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Snowball

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Snowball

What the heck is this?
It is so light and fluffy.
I like this dessert.

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Sticky Notes

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Sticky Notes

Pink ring in toilet.
My roommate is quite clever.
Nice notes in bathroom.

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Sushi

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Sushi

This is a great food.
All wrapped up and nice looking.
Yummy yummy fish.

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Swimming

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

Swimming

Stop being cold please.
We would just like to swim now.
Float float float float float.

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Tadpoles

Mr Haiku May 2020

Tadpoles

The black little ones.
They eat, grow, and are happy.
Grow little ones grow!

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Thanks Hello Poetry

Mr Haiku May 2020

Thanks Hello Poetry

I would like to join
It would make me happy, smile
I love my haiku

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The dog is leaving

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

The dog is leaving

We fostered a dog.
Will Rogers will be leaving.
We will all miss him.

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The First

Mr Haiku May 2020

The First

This is the first one
I hope you like this haiku
Haiku are wholesome

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Tissue Box

Mr Haiku May 2020

Tissue Box

Fishes on my box
My tissue box is quite old.
It's still my best friend.

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Venmo

Mr Haiku May 2020

Venmo

It is a war now
She won't let me pay for food
I will win them all

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wall-e

Mr Haiku May 2020

wall-e

Wall-e finds a plant.
He puts it in his cooler.
Now I have goosebumps.

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White Blanket

Mr Haiku Jul 2020

White Blanket

This is the best one.
I've had this for a long time.
Never give it up.

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Why do my hips hurt?

Mr Haiku Jun 2020

Why do my hips hurt?

Jimminy Christmas!
I wish my hips would just pop.
I need to stretch them.

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