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Mr Haiku
Not in nature
I am not good at haiku but they are sure fun.
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Mr. Bateman
******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?
Reservation? Great!
#haiku
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Grog
Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.
#haiku
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Panda
My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...
#haiku
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Dog
I love my new dog.
He was a good boy today.
No more accidents.
#haiku
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
*** with socks????
Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.
Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.
#haiku
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Feet
What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.
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Mr Haiku
May 2020
Keith
My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?
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