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Mr Haiku May 2020
******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?  
Reservation? Great!
Mr Haiku May 2020
Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.
Mr Haiku May 2020
My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...
Mr Haiku May 2020
Dog
I love my new dog.
He was a good boy today.
No more accidents.
Mr Haiku May 2020
Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.
Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.
Mr Haiku May 2020
What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.
Mr Haiku May 2020
My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?
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