Mr Haiku

Mr Haiku May 2020

Mr. Bateman

******* is the best.
Can we please try Dorsia?
Reservation? Great!

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Grog

Grog is a hedgehog.
His sister's name is Sunshine.
Grog is the greatest.

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Panda

My girl likes pandas.
Is my girlfriend a panda?
No that would be weird...

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Dog

I love my new dog.
He was a good boy today.
No more accidents.

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Is this a weird thing?
I really do not like feet.
Please let me know soon.

Please debate this, it's an ongoing argument between several friends I have.

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Feet

What the **** are those?
Why do they even exist?
I hate feet so much.

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Mr Haiku May 2020

Keith

My roommate hates him
We do not know who he is
Does Keith exist here?

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