It doesn't matter about the vows
that might one day be spoken
when you tell me we'll always have this bond
that will never be broken

And though he gave you a ring
it doesn't keep you out of our bed
and you swear it's really the last time
because he wants to be 'wed

You tell me that he is enough
and that one day "I'll see"
but as long as you are keeping my body
you are still keeping some of me

I was always going to be more
than some boring basic husband
because as much as you like vanilla
you really love custard

I missed his previous call
because there’s no service in the lift
He says “I’ll have to call you at one
because he’s working the night shift”

So then he’s asks how I’m keeping
and tells me that I look well
I tell him I’m working harder than ever
And he says “I know, I can tell”

You could spill all your secrets
on to my bed

Or drown me
in all of the lies
that I keep being fed

Why don’t you laugh at the poetry
and all the words that I’ve said?

Or ask me to get on my knees

Or get the **** out of your head