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Crush
You're here if I need you, / but not the *way* / that I *need* you
@fish
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Rat in Bahrain
What does a Prince / have in common with some fake stooge / pretending to be an Asian in Mumbai
@yenson
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Moron
In the office he was the Lion King, / The king of his workplace, / Highly respected and revered by his staff.
@salmabanu-hatim
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First Impressions
_Did you decide who I was before or after you spoke to me? / Did you decide to speak to me - or not - because of how I was dressed, what I looked like, my job, my education, my choice of beverage, my height, my accent, or my scintillating conversation with your plus one about the benefits of suburban parking spaces? / And who are you? Do you know? Are you sure? Did you dress yourself or did your date choose that sweater for you? Did you grow that ironic beard for her? Are you happy in your work, or just pretend to be to keep the peace? Did you miss taking up that scholarship because your family moved out of state?
@annh
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The audacity
Lord grant me the audacity. / To again be a 23 year old marshmallow / Partying every night at the campfire with a bunch of skewers.
@elizabeth-kelly
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I don’t believe a word you say; / You voted for Trump, so go away. / I don’t want your opinion any more
@brent-kincaid
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Shut up. (more of a rant tham a poem. sorry)
If you tell me about how I need to forgive ONE more bloody time / Or about how he secretly loves me and will come back to me / Or just in general if you comment on even ONE more of my poems with freaking MORONIC advice I don't need...
@ember-evanescent
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Answer Please
Where was I before my Birth / Who brought me? In this life / Some say My Parents
@shivppal
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Birdbrained
You fucking moron / How in the hell did you ever have / The dumbest thought that I am
@amalia-puspa
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The Fool
i was a ray of sunshine in your life but you chose to board up your windows / - / was my light too bright for you?
@nightcaling
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Unloved
My dumb tears are the retort to your moronity / for I regret the moment of slumping in your unloved arms. / ©_shade_of_a_lonely_girl
@shade_of_a_lonely_girl
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649
Biden? Can I chew my socks instead?
Man o Man the man's a moron / completely through and through / he says "I could've beaten Hilary"
@TemporalFugue
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Restless Moron
I seek for peace / Only you can give / Forever I'll seek forgiveness
@thanatus
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632
Cranial Rectosis
We've all known one / A pompous type of brute / Nothing for them to learn
@TemporalFugue
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630
Oblivion
You trust someone / To read something you wrote / They mock it
@RedsoxMaddie
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The moron in the red Jetta
Hey you, yes you the moron in the red Jetta / Rather get a cab walk run it will be betta / What are you doing are you totally insane
@nadine-2
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Stupid is as........ (10W)
A hundred pounds of fucktard in a five pound bag
@TemporalFugue
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