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#anal poems

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Anal RapeHe stabbed me in the back / And anal raped me. / A lover?

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Response: Filling A Bottle With A TundishMartin Narrod just now / I started working on a comment in response to "Filling A Bottle With A Tundish" / Sadly I must admit, that even for an American with a college degree, who is a self-proclaimed non-Philistine that grew up in a suburb of Chicago, IL. Where I'm from I've been told is much like some parts of Sussex(I believe it's Sussex), my friend Lili Wilde described it to me on an occasion.

@martin-narrod95

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bdsm is my life dudei sit inside ur / church and circle my tongue around ur ass rim / giddy up horsye

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VERY LOW BLOWI was feeling verylow / so i had a blow / in my row.... boat

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Rimming (10W)Some people say rimming is disgusting. Fuck 'em, I say.

@edna-sweetlove1

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Ridden hard and put away wet (Adult)It went in so easy, / meant to be. / Swollen and throbbing,

@dakotadanders19

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A Fairy LifeNobody loves a fairy when's he's fifty / Nobody likes a fairy, old and grey; / And no one loves a bumboy when he's sixty

@edna-sweetlove9

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Ba ba Green SheepBaa, baa, Green sheep, / Have you any kush? / Yeh, mon, yeh, mon,

@the-cry-of-a-jar-of-jelly13

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A Really Miserable MonthI've spent a really miserable month. / I told the wife we'd go out to a nice restaurant / On her fiftieth birthday,

@edna-sweetlove16

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Here Comes The BrideHere comes the bride / Proud down the aisle; / If she knew what I know

@edna-sweetlove37

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she seepedturbulent anal glistening / our eyes were blistering / it was running from her mouth

@lashingstars71

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Who would Dare Plagiarise the Mighty ORLOK?*Edna's alter ego ORLOK advises you not to trifle with him in his 8th poem* / Who would dare to mock the great Count Orlok, / Mighty vampire bat and ace sodomiser?

@edna-sweetlove21

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Sea Shanty*This poem is dedicated to the memory of Admiral Albert "Pansy" Potter who displayed amazing bravery by wearing full drag through several major sea battles. He was cashiered for insisting the Admiralty rename his ship HMS Butch instead of HMS Fearless. In fact the vessel was eventually renamed HMS Damp Cunt because it was full of seamen.* / A life on the ocean wave, ho! / In the olden days of sail

@edna-sweetlove52

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Memories of Blarney in the Co. Cork**This is a beautiful "Barry Hodges" poem.** / Ah, sweet memories of that night in Blarney / In the stout-soaked suburbs of ould Cork City.

@edna-sweetlove71

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The Eleventh CommandmentGod was tired that day / After all / Six days shalt thou labour

@edna-sweetlove30

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Ahhh, no way ETIf aliens were real / and came down from outer-space / picking me up at sunset

@TemporalFugue19

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The Terrible Doom of the Great COUNT ORLOK*Number 7 in the ORLOK series and one of the best* / O how I relish the taste of blood / Sucked out from the devastated jugular

@edna-sweetlove53

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Fat faced Victims of the Terrifying COUNT ORLOK*This is number six of ORLOK's poems* / When I see a fat smiling face / On a plump young virgin

@edna-sweetlove22

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Ass long as we're there (Limerick)A lady name Peggy did claim / cum with me, not the same / finger she greased

@TemporalFugue5

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