1+OLD banana .


Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself!

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Q: What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A: A trip without the kids


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Q: When do you kick a ****** in the *****? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."