Signor Bialetti Brews the Coffee now
Grazie, grazie, Signor Bialetti
Natty with your moustache and pork-pie hat
Charming man, your aluminum design
And Italian elegance grace my stove
If Don Camillo were to visit now
And bring along his ****** pal Peppone
They would still argue faith and politics
Just as they do in Emelia-Romagna
But here, over biscotti and expresso -
Grazie, grazie, Signor Bialetti!