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Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
I can't fry an egg, sunny side up
becomes nasty pulp
I'll try to do a roast
but you'll probably end up with beans and toast
I'll try to do a coddle
but it won't be a doddle
if you want cordon bleu
forget it, but I might attempt a stew
my dessert will probably fill you with mirth
you'd give it a wide berth
I mightn't be a good cook
but if you want a night filled with glee
come visit me
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
I don't know what a sonnet is
A quatrain
Are you insane?
Someone mentioned a haiku
this one is quiet fun to do
I'm trying to at the moment to do something called free verse
its not something I can rehearse
I like being funny
I can do the rhyming
now I need to find the comic timing
people seem to get my humour
or maybe that’s just a rumour
I'm enjoying trying
if I said it wasn't fun, I'd be lying
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
Penguins are so cute
They walk a weird route
They widdle waddle
I always smile at their toddle
They look like butter wouldn’t melt
A gentle creature I always felt
They are not solitary
They like being in a colony
So even though I want to bring one home
It’s with there own they want to roam
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
Caught in the middle of someone’s mind game

implicated, not taking the blame

I say that but for three nights haven’t slept

with disappointment I have wept

friends can be wierd creatures

smiling, welcoming features

but with knives sharpened

and words honed

they can cut to the bone
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
She’s a man-pleasing dresser

Women’s envy does not stress her

Short and tight for her is right

Some women’s lips purse tight

She’s got a bust

Show it she must

She wants a man’s lust

She smirks with delight

At every wife’s plight

When her husband can’t

get her out of his sight

Try as he might

She’s here to please

She’s every man’s squeeze

Touch her, if you want to please

Married, single, give it a try

For her all men apply

She’s a **** with a heart

you and your money need not part

You see, she can’t help but flirt

It fills her with mirth

She’s been like that since birth

If you want a fling

She’s a sure thing

You may think she’s a harlot

She just thinks she’s smart

She’s got what she wants down to a fine art

She’s a man-pleasing dresser

Women’s envy does not stress her
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
A beautiful flower, preserved
never given a change to grow
secreted away, by one who
says his reason is love

Allowed freedom of the house
as long as she’s silent
dreaming of the outside world
locked away, if visitors arrive

Everything fine until she was eleven
he looked at her differently
whispered “my, how you’ve grown”
and swore to protect her

He smashed ever mirror
left her one, cracked
just like his mind
she’s long since given up reaching

She sits at the window
gazing at the sky, pen poised
this is her escape
what keeps her sane

today no words will come
she’s utterly heartbroken
what else is there for her
can’t see any way out

Her mother was a beauty
departed this world long ago
she envies her, her release
and longs to see her again

She takes the tablets slowly
relishing the dryness of each one
penning her goodbye, drifting away
he got his way, she’s forever young
Susan O'Reilly Apr 2013
From my chin a hair is sprouting

My cracks need a bit of grouting

I’m often seen plastered

This ladylike thing I haven’t quite mastered

But I’m good for a bit of craic

Of laughter there is no lack

I’ve been told I’m incorrigible

But I think I’m loveable

I’m always going to be a rogue

Peoples Achilles heel I have to poke

Sensitive souls mightn’t like my humour

But that might be a nasty rumour

Then again I’m a bit of a divil-may-care

So if you don’t like it stay outta my hair
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